Babysitting Mr. Stinky Pampers

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2639 Ext 357

The other day, I was hanging out with a few of my girlfriends at the house when someone rang the doorbell. I wasn’t expecting anyone, so hesitantly, I opened the door and saw Mr. Stinky Pampers and his Mom on my doorstep. “Kayla! Thank goodness you’re home! I have an emergency at work, and I just can’t take Mr. Stinky Pampers with me. Is there ANYWAY you could watch him for just a few hours?” She folded her hands together like she was praying and pleaded. “Please? I’ll pay you double your normal rate.”

I reached out and ruffled Mr. Stinky’s hair. “Of course, I’ll watch him.” She pushed a big diaper bag at my chest and kissed her boy on the cheek. Before she left, she told me she just changed him before they drove over, so I shouldn’t have to worry about any diaper changes. I looked down at Stinky as she said this and saw the cheeky look in his eye. I had a feeling he’d been saving a present just for me.

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Princess poopoo pants

 

Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203

Mommy Anna and Tami were back at home safe and sound. Coffee was brewing in the kitchen and filled the entire house with a beautiful aroma. Mommy walked down the hallway with what appeared to be a bar cart filled with items and her heels clicked as she pushed the cart over to the nursery. She reached into her robe pocket and grabbed the key to unlock the door.

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Diaper Sex

Valerie 1844-332-2639 Ext 243

Sometimes, when I’m babysitting, I just can’t help getting turned on by nurturing such sweet things. It turns me on so much that sometimes, I bring diapers and bottles home to my boyfriend and ask him to play out scenarios I fantasize about when working.

Like last week, I came home from a weekend of changing diapers and loving on such a sweet pumpkin that I didn’t want the feeling to end. Jason got in later than normal, and when he saw the diaper on the coffee table, he knew what kind of night he was in for.

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Book Club Stinker

Valerie 1844-332-2639 Ext 243

Every Tuesday night, I host a book club at my house. Typically, it’s a little free because my dirty friends and I read some very spicy erotica. Definitely not for little ears, but this last Tuesday, one of the adult babies I sit for called crying. He was having a very hard day and just wanted to be around his Mommy. I reminded him that we wouldn’t be able to play because my friends would be over but that if he insisted on being close to me, I would diaper him, and we would play after book club.

He agreed and begged me not to tell my friend’s what a diaper bitch he was. Of course, I agreed to the promise without intending to keep it.

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Babysitter Miqala 844-332-2639 ext 447

I had such a treat the other night. It was Babysitter Miqala Stinky Diaper Time. I love playing with my sweet little baby boy when his Mommy asks me to babysit. He’s a dirty one. His diapers are so messy that I have to give him a minimum of two diaper changes during our playtime!

I wear gloves and a mask to change him since his butt-nugget attacks are so messy! Despite being the dirtiest baby I’ve ever met, he is also the sweetest. So I don’t mind changing his smelly diapers!

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Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

Yesterday, a strange package arrived at your doorstep. There was no return address, and you couldn’t recall ordering anything. The name on the package was yours, however, so you took it into the house, and curiosity got the better of you. You opened the box to find a pack of adult diapers, a large pacifier, and a tablet that was already powered on.

“Greetings,” My voice begins to play through the tablet as images of you cheating on your wife grace the screen. “I’ve discovered what you really are. An entitled adult baby. If you wish for your wife to never find out about your transgressions, you must follow ALL of my instructions.”

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Service Provider

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

I’ve always been the type of girl to swoon for a man in uniform. I grew up around the Military and knew the cost of their sacrifice. From a very young age, I knew I wanted to help in my own small way. Giving back to those who give the most, you know?

I must say, I think I’ve been able to provide that a little bit better than I could have ever hoped. Recently, I got a call from a soldier I’d never met before. He told me someone on base gave him my name and phone number! Can you imagine my excitement over this mystery? Have I, little ole me, been a good enough service provider for someone to take something so private and intimate as calling a phonesex line and share it with someone else?! Color me Flattered, and I am aching to thank that person. Was it you?

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Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270

Oh no! I stepped into the living room of the Holiday party and smelled something VERY stinky! “Pyoo!” I whispered under my breath as my hand waved in front of my nose. “What in the world is that smell?” Against my better judgment, I started to sniff out the source of the horrible smell. Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

I had to find and get rid of that stink before the whole party smelled it and was ruined. As I approached the window, thinking I could open it for fresh air, the pungent smell burned at my nose. I pushed back the curtain, and wouldn’t you know it? The stinky source was squatted right there behind the curtain. “MR. STINKY PAMPERS! What are you doing?”

“Making you a present, Mama.” His red face wrinkled as he pushed.

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Bath Time With Baby Sitter Valerie

Call Girl Valerie 1844-332-2639 Ext 243

Okay, little one! It’s bath time. Let’s get you out of those stinky clothes and into the tub. I’ve filled up the bath with only a few inches of water, just enough to splash around in while I wash you down. I wouldn’t want you to slip and have something terrible happen. If you can prove to me that you can handle a bath time in this amount of water, then next time, we can fill it a lot higher.

Don’t be shy about getting naked; I’m a babysitter. I’ve seen lots of boys and girls nude. Everyone’s body is different and beautiful in its own way. You have nothing to be embarrassed about; I’d never humiliate you over the size of something you have no control over. Even if I may giggle once or twice on accident, I promise it doesn’t mean anything.

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Ariel 1-844-332-2639 Ext 290

Alright. So I’m still new to this. This actually IS my first rodeo. But I am a curious person and always willing to dive into things and give it at least a shot. So with that being said. CALLING ALL LITTLES! I am in search of a tiny human. I have never wanted tiny humans but I am very good with them now that I look back on it. Babysitting always went well and I was busy cause the kids loved me. I did well at summer camp in the same regard. My cousins were always engaged with me and I was excellent with newborns as well. Pondering all of this the other day I thought to myself, what is stopping you from trying out being a Mommy? I have no good reason other than I’m scared to fail. So this is my call for a patient and willing someone to help me learn the ways of being a good Mommy. In short, I am in search of a tiny human.

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