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Little Ronnie gives me the best presents. For example, for Valentine’s Day, after dropping him off at school, I came home to find a crookedly wrapped package sitting on my bed. A construction paper card folded on top of it said Happy Valentine’s Day Mommy.
In truth, I was filled with delight and trepidation all at once. Heaven only knows what could be in that box. Frogs, a mud pie, a re-engineered mutilation of my blender, but I know that whatever it is it was given with all the love of his little heart. Bracing myself I cautiously unwrapped the package carefully looking for signs of anything living inside the box. Continue reading “Spanking My Son’s Heart Shaped Present Phonesex”


You called out of work today, claiming you are too ill to go in and do your job but we both know that’s a LIE. However, you’ll still need a doctor’s note to excuse your illness so come on over and take a seat. Let NURSE KAYLA check you out and make you all better.


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