Do you hang your head in shame knowing that you’re a pathetic loser? You have a tiny dick, a crummy job and a whiny voice. It drives me and everyone around you fucking insane. You are a hunched over pussy boy with NOTHING to offer the world at large. This is why you have to pay for people to talk to you, because nobody wants to listen to that snivel for free. Ugh, stop talking. Try to put some bass in your voice. Stand up straight or something.

You and I both know that won’t work because being a loser comes from the inside. It’s all of your inadequacies building up from the inside out. You could even have a small little pin headed teenie weenie and still not be a complete loser. Sometimes you are just useless. When you’re a real pathetic fucking loser it emanates off you like a stink.

 

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I’m used to being a bad ass bitch. I don’t just fuck for the rent. I’m also a real ass bitch. I expect the best because I deliver the best.  That’s right  Men will buy me Gucci if I ask for it. They also know they can’t come around without that green. 

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I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.

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I lured and captured her. Don’t play dumb, you know who I’m referring to. The kid you have had your eye on. She would never approach an old disgusting man like you. You’re lucky that I decided to help you. Girls like her are naturally drawn to beautiful women like me. I know how to make them feel safe. She followed me back to my dungeon without any hesitation. Snatching up little snacks like her to use as pervert bait always works. Are you brave enough to come taste her or are you just all talk?

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So many men have a foot fetish, but an Asian foot fetish takes it to the next level. There is nothing that can compare to my tiny, size 5 feet. Perfect toes and soft, silken soles for you to worship. What could be sexier? I love to wear strappy sandals out in public because of the reaction I get.

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I can’t believe that for so long I categorized men into two basic categories – alpha and beta. Sure, most men do fall into either of those categories, but until I came across Todd, I was definitely oversimplifying. Let me give you a bit of background on this Omega male. Of course there is also the elusive Sigma male, but I will address that particular male in a later blog.

He is college educated and middle to upper class and married with two kids. Why would he be calling a phone sex service? Now, Todd has been henpecked for years by his domineering and very demanding wife. But, Todd thinks he is an Alpha male. He shows disdain for sissy boys, cuckolds and other Beta males. He mistakenly confuses the term Beta as a synonym for weak and easily dominated. Yes, Todd is ill-informed and quite ignorant.

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When I walk in to the club all eyes are of course on me. I expect it. I also enjoy it. Why shouldn’t the men be staring at me with lust while the women look at me with envy? I have the body that demands that type of attention. I also know how to work that body.

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Ugh, you’re such a disgrace. No wonder you need a woman like me to own you. You’re twice as old as me but you clearly need my guidance because you can not do anything right. If you’re going to act like a little boy then I will have no problem treating you like one. This mean Mommy is eager to harshly punish you until you learn how to behave.

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OK, you dirty fuckers, we all know how filthy and depraved your minds are. So, why don’t we test that out? I have an extra naughty, extra nasty game planned for you this afternoon. The winner gets a free 15 minute call with the hot phone sex girl of your choice.

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I won’t say I wasn’t somewhat shocked by what the little old woman at the grocery store was proposing. She definitely took me off guard. I was in the produce section at my local supermarket. She told me I was just the cutest little thing. I giggled and told her thanks.

She started to walk off with her shopping cart but then I felt her frail, wrinkled little hand on my wrist. “Dear, could I possibly ask you for a favor?” I nodded of course because I figured she just needed help with her groceries or something. “Would you come back to my home and have sex with Edward?”

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