Category: phone sex lines

Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Once upon a time, in the world of 2003, a beautiful girl named Jemma was born. 

Now, let me tell you why Gen Z is both the best and worst thing that ever began happening to this earth. 

First, like most people born between the years of 1997 through 2012. I have never known a world without cell phones and the internet. 

I’ll illustrate this. 

For example, have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where George, Jerry, and Elaine are stuck at the Chinese restaurant, famished, and not being seated?   

The entire time I watch the episode, all I can think about is how an iPhone would solve all their problems. In 2023, the episode almost doesn’t make sense. Like, can you tell me what a payphone is? All I know is this site is pay-to-play. 

Ironically, my generation tends to hate answering their phone to a call without a heads-up first. 

Quoting Kelly Kapoor, “You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean…”

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XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Hello horny readers. Your favorite therapist is back, with a rather interesting subject for my slutty, sexy, therapist couch.
Now, you know the usual subject. There was Maggie and Shannon and Hannah and Pia in the past. And while they are all super sexy in their own vulnerable and helpless way – an uncle here, a stepdaddy there, an evil auntie here, a neighbor there, a mean cousin (hi Hannah, we’ll never forget your sexy tears!!) – they all have a certain something in common. Namely, they all loved seducing much older men into their wet, warm, inviting, tiny holes, and then they loved pretending it was something they didn’t want.
Now, helping them understand it was something they did want, and being a filthy, disgusting whore is their highest and best use is always fun and fulfilling. I help these girls figure out their lives, and I give something to you guys to jerk off to forever because the internet, like damaged girls’ psyches, is, well, forever. So, Hannah’s molested cunt, Shannon’s special date nights, Maggie’s tears and fears, all forever and ever and ever.

Continue reading “Hey Guys Meet Polly – Therapist Laylene’s Newest” →

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Thankful for my new MotorBunny
Hello horny readers. Did everyone have a nice Thanksgiving? Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, cranberry sauce, and all the rest. Apple pie, ice cream, and drinks galore. Maybe you got to avoid the obnoxious uncle or, better yet, maybe you were the obnoxious uncle.
But thankful as you may be, there’s no way any of you are as thankful as me this Thanksgiving season.
See, I have a new MotorBunny to be thankful for in my house. And not just any MotorBunny. No no no. A very special MotorBunny indeed. Let me tell you about my special MotorBunny and maybe you can come up with a few ideas for how I can make it cum to life.

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Adult Baby Phone Sex

XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419 – XXOO Anna 1-844-332-2639 ext 203

Adult Baby Phone Sex

I walked into the living room for the second time of the morning, yet to only find Tim still on the sofa. He was in a trance still playing video games only this time with a blanket draped over his lap and a faraway gaze, in his eyes, Tim!!! Tim!!  I shouted startling him. I asked you to get ready, we have errands to run. My phone rang as I walked out of the room to take the call. It was my college friend Anna, who was a psychologist. She was also an avid hater of men and was now in the early stages of helping me rid myself of this burden, and giving me total control over Tim and the much-needed happiness I so desired.

Are you going to still meet up with me as we planned at my conditioning center? Yes, I said I am working on getting him moving. Anna told her, to get him up and dressed and give him a little special encouragement to get him on his way. You will soon be taking care of all his needs and deep down all men are just big babies. Nodding and smiling wickedly I hung up and walked back into the room and there was Tim.

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ABDL Mommy

*LUCY* 844-332-2639 xxx- 221

I love my babies just as much as the next ABDL mommy. But sometimes….man…sometimes they really test my patience. I recently became a full-time mommy to a little boy named Ethan, who I thought would be a total angel. Unfortunately I was very, very wrong.

When I tell people that I’m an ABDL mommy they think my days are filled with the sweet joys of motherhood while taking care of my babies. However, as cute as they can be the naughty ones will push every single button you have.

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Extreme Phone Sex

Hello horny readers. Guess who is back on therapist Laylene’s couch today? Hannah!

Read here, for a recap, but when we last left off it was a little unclear if we’d ever make a breakthrough with our little girl. Sure, it was obvious to you and me and everyone else with an internet connection (remember the internet is forever, which makes little Hannah an immortal) and eyes that Hannah had been molested by her cousin. Hard, fast, without remorse or a care in the world for her. A single-digit Fleshlight in the actual flesh, the best kind according to her cousin. But Hannah, silly Hannah, clung to her silly hopes and dreams and, well, self-told lies about ice cream cones and love and whatever other nonsense.

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P-Party!!!

Do you know one of the best places to find the biggest perverts with deep pockets? A private school, that’s where. I didn’t really go there but it didn’t matter. I was bored and looking for some cash for some new clothes. So, I dressed in that little slutty uniform and started walking the halls. Caught some of the teachers looking at my perky little nipples sticking through my shirt and smiled. One of them walked into the teacher’s lounge and I followed him. Told him I had exactly what he wanted. He played dumb, but I can see a p anywhere.

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Minute Man

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

My minute man from last week’s blog came back a few days after thoroughly letting me down in bed. He thought I wanted him again lol but really I wanted him to learn how to actually fuck from a real man. I answered the door half naked to which he replied with a smile, “Oh! I like! Now let me at that pussy!”

I laughed and said, “Not so fast. I’ve brought along a guest, to show you how to properly fuck a woman. Your tongue is a grand master, I’ll give you that. But your dick is useless and needs some lessons.” He was angry and looked shocked at first but when I told him this was the only way he was getting close to my pussy ever again, he agreed.

Continue reading “Minute Man Gets A Lesson From A BBC Part 2” →

Extreme Phone Sex

Well horny readers, what a pleasant surprise I have for you today. Your favorite girl is back on therapist Laylene’s couch. That’s right, Shannon has returned. Need a refresher on all the wonderful things Shannon? Click here to enjoy everything that makes Shannon my favorite patient.

Anyway, seems Shannon had one more story she’s kept bottled up all these years. A memory locked away, that some other therapist might say can stay locked away, so it can’t hurt little Shannon again. But therapist Laylene says let’s find that key and let those memories live and play. First on a call, and then here where everyone can enjoy them forever. You wouldn’t lock a beautiful painting away, would you? You’d expose it. For everyone to enjoy.

Continue reading “Extreme Phone Sex – Shannon Is All Used Up Part 1” →

School Girl Phone Sex – Fucking my professor

School starts today. Huge boo, trading in my skimpy bikinis and days teasing dads at the pool for more professional attire. But, there is one fun thing to look forward to. Sex-starved professors who can’t take their eyes off my tight, lithe, young, sexy body.

There are still plenty of summer left to enjoy around here, and studying is just such a huge waste of time. There are better ways to lock up an A, like the first office hours session. A schoolgirl pleated skirt, pigtails, blouse two sizes too small, no panties and heels should do the trick.

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