WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Taxing Tiny Dicks – Just look at that pathetic excuse for a penis. You seriously do not measure up. I suppose when they were handing out dicks, you got what was leftover? That’s really sad for you but hilarious and lucrative for me. Since it’s almost tax time as in taxes are due, I’ve decided to tax your cock. The less dick you have, the more you pay. It really makes sense if you think about it. The great thing is that you actually get some attention from me. So, just refer to the chart and see how you measure up or in your case how you don’t measure up.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Sexiest and meanest little bitch, yes, that’s me. Who the fuck did you think it was? That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you have ever encountered. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this. And you are built to eat sandwiches and be a fat fuck.

I’ve told more than one motherfucker to go fuck himself. Believe it or not, I’ve also told several wives they can get over themselves too. It’s not my fault that I’m hot and they are not.

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Just thinking with your dick always gets you into some trouble, doesn’t it? Dude, at some point you don’t even care about what the girl looks like. Her face can be less than stellar but you still want to stick it. Now, I, on the other hand, am the complete package. Beautiful face, banging body and fine ass pussy. So, live it up and think with that dick.

Once you let your dick take over it just makes things easier. No more worries, just fun and games. Don’t hate the player hate the game, baby.

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Spring Has Sprung And Tom Is Hung – You can’t help but stare at my big cock can you? You imagine what it would be like to be well hung with a huge fuck stick like mine. Does the Spring Season have you craving some big alpha cock? Finally, you have a chance for some real dick for that sissy ass of yours.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639 ext 232

Spring cock control is what you need –  but you already know this.  I’m just not sure if you are really serious. It sounds great doesn’t it? But do you have what it takes to back up all of your talk? We shall see. I always start off slow and seductive, testing you and feeling you out to see what your limits are.

I don’t tolerate half-ass or half-cocked.If you don’t follow through there will be consequences. Don’t ask for total cock control unless you are completely prepared for it.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Spring Break For Daddy’s Girl because I always get everything I want and then some. Spending Daddy’s money is so easy but that’s just the beginning. Being a Daddy’s Girl just comes naturally. Am I spoiled? Yes. Am I entitled? Of course. What would you expect? I get everything I want. And I do mean everything. Of course, I am entitled and of course I want it all and I want it now. Does that mean that I will spend Daddy’s money? Yes, I will.

So, this week I’ve been spending Daddy’s money on my Spring Break Vacation. Of course, he doesn’t have to know about all of the Jamaican BBC I’ve been indulging in. My little pussy has been getting quite the workout.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Asian Princess/Financial Domination. Yes, these two go hand in hand. Think of the most incredible girlfriend experience and add in some mindfucking and financial domination. I am your go to girl for this and can be your complete fantasy. Whether it is a foot fetish or Asian Massage fantasy or perhaps an Asian Princess/Financial Domination, I always deliver.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

St Patrick’s Day Pervert – This is definitely you. Dealing with a pervert like you is what I like to do. It’s way too much fun not to. I see that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. You definitely don’t have the luck of the Irish. I mean, look at that tiny dick. For fuck’s sake, a leprechaun probably has a bigger penis than you.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Feeling Lucky? Stroke of luck for your Shillelagh. Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is almost here, but like any other day your luck will still be bad, unless you do something to change it. Face it, you have a history of bad luck and poor life choices. Just look at your wife. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. But, there is another option for you. Why not spend your time and money on a hot, blonde Homewrecker instead?

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Xo Torrence oX 844-332-2639 [ext 415]

Have you ever fantasized about deep anal penetration? I love playing with my asshole. Sometimes I’ll wait until my boring boyfriend is asleep, and I’ll get my vibrator out and start massaging my pink little clit with it. Once it gets nice and firm. I’ll  then grab my pretty pink dildo and start making circles around my small, tight asshole. I think spit is the best lube, so I make sure to use extra to get it nice and wet. Anal Satisfaction Phonesex.

It’s very tight, so it takes a little work and time to get anything up there. After I finally get the tip in, I’ll then start rocking back and forth sliding it in, inch by inch, it usually hurts at first, but after a couple of deep breaths, and relaxing I’m able to get the whole thing up there. Once I get the whole thing in, I then get into a squatting position, and bounce on it until it slips in and out effortlessly. 

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