Author: Zoey

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My little brother knows he’s supposed to knock on the bathroom door when it’s closed before he just bursts inside.  Today, he didn’t even know and just came right into the bathroom when I was getting dressed after my shower.  I screamed at him to get out immediately.  He panicked and covered his eyes and spun in a circle just yelling how sorry he was for bursting into the bathroom.  But I could see the little twerp was peeking through his fingers and looking at my boobs!  I yelled at him to stop looking at me and to get out of the bathroom right that second.  Then I told him I was telling Mommy Anna on him for being a naughty perv!

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asmr

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Recently, Amber and I discussed how our FYP pages on TikTok seemed filled with hot women like us eating different foods noisily and sexily. So, I suggested we give it a try and turn it into edging guys with our mouths but not in the usual way.  Intrigued, Amber enthusiastically joined me in trying some food ASMR edging.

First, we found a willing victim who craved to hear us smack our lips and chew and slurp and suck different foods as we edged him to food eating sounds.  He even let us watch him stroke and edge for us while we drove him insane with the need to cum as we enjoyed taking turns feeding enough delicious treats.  Together we’d come up with a pile of tasty treats that we’d both enjoy eating and feeding to one another as we drove our client crazy as a united team.

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I don’t know if it’s so chilly where you are this weekend.  But it’s a very chilly and cold Memorial Day Weekend here.  It’s supposed to be the weekend where everyone opens up their pools for summer.  But there isn’t going to be any swimming at the pool this weekend.  Good thing I have lots of great pool memories about previous adventures at the pool.  Like last year I decided to spend some time at the community pool.  I fell asleep soaking up the sun and missed the call that the pool was closing.  The head lifeguard had been checking me out all summer and told the other lifeguards to let me sleep while they cleared everyone else out.

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Let me tell you about the time I had to save Amber (unknowingly) from a Manticore.

Amber called me and asked me if I could come over to her house to help her with an emergency situation.  Of course, being a good friend and all, I immediately headed over there.  She met me at the door and grabbed my arm yanking me into her house and slamming the door.  “Hurry, follow me to the basement.” Amber said frantically.  I followed her down the stairs and looked around.  I didn’t see anything serious immediately.  But I knew she wouldn’t call for nothing.  Amber led me over to one of the walls which strangly had manacles dangling from the wall.

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Happy May the 4th!  You know what that means!  It’s Star Wars Day!  There are so many ways to celebrate such a fun and fantasy filled day.  What sort of role play would you like to do in celebration?  We could do something extra naughty and a more than a little taboo.  Maybe you’d just like to be your favorite characters that wish would have hooked up in the story line.  The possibilities range from the taboo to the bizarre.  Perhaps you’d like to make sure Jar Jar Binks gets to hook up.  “Me so horny.”  Maybe that sexual tension between Leia and Luke moves past the point of tension and they find some release together.  Star Wars taboo naughtiness!  But today is full of endless fantasy opportunities.

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Dystopian

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The year is 2050, welcome to Dystopian Patriarchia.  Men control everything now.  They make all the laws and determine the fate of women and effeminate men.  Now every family is required to own a Pet.  Pets are procured through women and petite effeminate men who don’t meet the masculinity standards of today’s society.  A woman is required to marry by the age of 20 and if she does not, she is collected and sent to the Feminine Management Bureau for Petification and homing.  Women who marry must either become the family Pet or find a suitable Pet for the family.  There also exists a bounty for the capture and delivery of any effeminate man.  They undergo their own transformation to becoming family Pets.

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I’m considering offering a new service, topless housekeeping.  Ok, to be honest, I’m rather a terrible housekeeper.  At the end of the day, my clothes are tossed on the floor.  Then that’s where they stay until laundry day when they all get rounded up for their weekly dunking.  But I figured men like you who want a topless housekeeper aren’t hiring me for my actual ability to clean anything.  No, this service would involve the pretense of cleaning up around your house but allow free reign of my body for the time you purchased.  Since I already don’t wear panties on the regular, that means there’s nothing in your way of playing with my tits, pussy, or ass.

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My shopping list was written out and ready to go.  I always make a list because I like to get in and get out.  A little secret about me, I actually hate shopping.  It’s so peopley in stores.  If I lived in the city it was be way better because then I could use one of those delivery companies.  But living in the country means that I have to drive 45 mins to the nearest Wally-World and do my shopping myself.  But this time he promised to make our shopping trip super duper interesting.  He showed me the remote toys he’s bought for me to put on and to wear during today’s shopping trip.

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Are you a man with violent tendencies? Then you’re a man who need an outlet for those needs and urges.  Take a look at me and know that you need to look no further.  I might be petite but I’m not fragile.  I don’t mind if you get a little rough.  In fact, you can get more than a little rough with me.  Sometimes one just needs to engage in a fast and hard rage fucking to take a care of those violent desires.  Do you want me to fight back and return your rage with scratches and pulling your hair while you pound me mercilessly?  Or perhaps you want me more vulnerable and helpless, all tied up unable to stop you from doing whatever you want.

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I live to find ways to get my older brother spanked.  So, snooping is one of my favorite activities to do when I get bored.  Mommy Anna was busy cooking for the school bake sale.  Big brother had baseball practice and wasn’t home.  That left me with far too much free time on my hands.

First, I snooped through big brother’s room and found some naughty magazines with naked girls inside.  Then, I went snooping through Mommy’s drawers and found a leather paddle.  Mommy must have hidden it there to use the next time big brother ended up over her lap.

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