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Tiny Dick

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Even a young girl like me knows a teenie dick when I see one. And when you pull your pants down and take out that tiny ass “cock” I know even before I touch it that I don’t want it. But let’s be honest here, your tiny dick isn’t big enough to please anyone sexually.

Well, I guess I can’t technically say that because it WILL please me sexually when I get to laugh and make fun of it. You just won’t make me happy in the traditional way. But when you call me for small penis humiliation phone sex, it’s going to be SO much fun to humiliate you for what’s lacking between your legs. I don’t know how much fun it will be for you at first, but once you realize that’s the only attention you’re going to get from me, I think you’ll learn to enjoy it.

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Everyone knows that I’m a nice person.  But when I’m in bitch mode, you better fucking watch out.  I’m known to be quick witted and simply not afraid to speak my mind and definately not afraid of humiliating the fuck out of you.  Let me re-phrase this…in case your goddam brain is too dense to fucking process anything, I’ll break it down for you but in a sadistic and humiliating manner.  I just want you to be prepared to hear the truth, you know in the way that it hits right below the belt.

After a few sentences out of your mouth, I can definately recognize how much of a loser you really are.  Let me break it down a little more for you loser.  Humility is definately a blessing in life and for you to really achieve that, you need to be put back in your place.  I love helping humanity by using YOU as my very own verbal punching bag.   Continue reading “My Very Own Verbal Punching Bag Phonesex” →

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

2019 is almost gone but you are still the same loser. How did that even happen? Well, it’s not like you could grow a dick in a year, right? All of that being said, why not ring in the new year the right way. That is correct – with me. At least start your New Year Celebration off on the right note. With a hot girl like me you can conveniently forget all of that other noise.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, ext. 236

Let’s all give thanks for the big dicks out there. So big and juicy and filling, what more could a girl ask for? If you have a big dick then you should be thankful. Those of you with tiny dicks should show your appreciation for those with the big dicks.

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Trapped and Bound Phonesex

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You must be a lost soul. Why else would someone like you approach me? You’re looking for something dark, sinister, and dangerous. I know you have a boring life which is why you’re drawn to women like me. I’ll give you a warning and it’s up to you to protect yourself. You will fall into my clutches and be trapped forever. 

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232

Seth had suffered an emotionally damaging year. His wife had left him. His kids despised him. He was underappreciated at work. His body had gone to pot and he had very low self esteem. This was the state that he was in when I met him at a bar.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s April 15th, time to pay up loser. Just check the Dick Tax Chart and always round up. You don’t want to deal with the hefty penalties do you? It’s really the least you can do. You can’t expect to go through life with that disappointing dick of yours and not pay a superior female for having to tolerate your lack of size.

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