MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooner’s Anonymous – Hey loser, I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you off I just want to drop kick your family jewels.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Too Dumb To Cum – Have you ever been told this? Well, It’s true. I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this. You know you can’t stop edging your pathetic cock. It’s a problem and I am the solution.
How many times has a woman asked if it’s in yet? Too many times to count? Talk about buyer’s remorse. They were probably ready to get the fuck out of there once they saw that little dick.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
New Years Resolution Cockblocking. I will help you finally face the fact that your perverted addictions have become a serious problem. It started out so innocently enough. Then it progressed and has taken complete control over your life. You reached out to me for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. I am making it my mission to cockblock you at every turn.
xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208
Recently, I got moved into a new office working directly for Chad. Unfortunately, he has a reputation for being a pervert—the kind of Boss who preys on younger, naive women to get his jollies off. I’d been warned, but it seemed like everyone before me had just let Chad get away with this behavior. No one had told HR or punished him appropriately.
On my first day in the office, he made himself known. Every time I sat at my desk, he would come up behind me and press his cock into the back of my shoulder. The first few times he did it, I leaned away, thinking that would stop him, but he only became more persistent. So finally, it was time to teach Chad a lesson. When he pressed against me again, I smiled up at him and said, “You’re awful close, aren’t you? Why don’t you take a seat.”
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
Perverted and pathetic is essentially what you are. Of course you try to keep up appearances and pretend to be a normal guy. But your little addiction has begun has become a real problem for you. Not to mention the fact that you have that small penis issue. Your marriage is also in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought phone sex would be a mere distraction and that it would be good for you. Wrong, twerp. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is repulsive. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your particular brand of nonsense.
1-844-332-2639, extension 232
No Nut November – Access Denied. This is the beginning of a very difficult month for you. You really need to face that fact that your perverted addictions have become a serious problem. It started out so innocently enough. Then it progressed and has taken complete control over your life. You reached out to me for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. I am making it my mission to cockblock you at every turn.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Hey gooner! I see you over there jerking your pathetic dick. You really are so obsessed aren’t you? Seriously, you really seem to be really wound up tight, like really sprung. Of course, who could really blame you? That’s right, yours truly is the baddest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you will meet. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. It only makes sense that I make you weak in the knees. So, keep edging yourself to my pics.
~Idun~ 844-332-2639 ext 369
It’s been so long since you last came for me. You’ve been rubbing your cock all day waiting for me to take you. I whisper the dirtiest things in your ear to stiffen your cock. You’re so hard that you begin begging me to let you touch yourself. Perhaps I’ll let you slowly rub your shaft, but I’m going to take my sweet time… because I just love to tease.
~Idun~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 369
I look lovely in the lingerie that you picked out for me. You have been edging yourself for days. I love making you wait. The sex is always better when you have to work for it. I have been off limits until you won me over. You think that I’m fucking you because of your charming personality when it’s really all about that perfect cock between your legs. I’m wearing this lingerie to make our time together even hotter. You deserve it because you’ve been saving up all your cum for me.
