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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Sometimes real life can look like a porn moment. Do you know what I mean? Like you stub your toe and seeth out a groaned moan of pain that to someone might look like you just had a dick stuffed in your asshole? Well, that’s my inspiration for game night!

Tonight I’ll share with you several facial expressions and you have to tell me “Porn Or Not!” The first person to answer correctly will get a point and the smartie pants with the most points at the end of the game wins a hot, sexy, NO TABOO Call with any DTF Girl who attended the game!

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TS Alexus 844-332-2369 EXT 349

Thursday, Friday’s ugly stepsister. She isn’t as hot as Friday but you still just want to fuck her and get it over with. Work was rough this week and as you clock out, thinking you should pour yourself into bed, the blinking lights of the bar down the street suggests you should stop by and pour yourself a drink instead.

The place is rather run down. Known for sporting loud music and hookers but you aren’t looking for either. You just need a place to unwind or so you tell yourself.

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While we all practice social distancing. There is not much to do. Besides staying home watching movies or playing video games. Not very exciting. You can get bored really fast. I am trying to make a list of all the things I would like to do before the end of the year. Outside Tryst with Ella.

I already had a threesome, made a sex movie, and seduced my next-door neighbour. Next on my list is having sex outside. And being with another girl, and throwing a sex party at home. Can you think of other things I should add? That you would add to your list. Continue reading “Outside Tryst with Ella Phone Sex” →

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Happy Holidaze friends! This may be the best April Twentieth I’ve ever had! There is nowhere to be, no one expects me to come through with the goods, I can just chill at home with my pets and toke it up! Since we’re still social distancing, my neighbor and I shared a little sunrise high this am from our patios.

We sat across from each other in our big fuzzy robes and watched the billows of smoke roll from between our lips as the sun made its way up into the Southern California sky.

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top secret

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I’m on a top secret mission! One to spread cheer through my little town. Everyone is cooped up and frankly, going crazy! Rotten families are packed together 24/7 and the adults can’t have sex because little ears are never closed! It’s making for some GRUMPY OLD MEN! I have to do something to spread some cheer around these parts!

Dressed as a burglar in all black, with my mask for safety, I’m breaking into all the houses on my street after midnight!

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I want you to call me. Why? Well because I’m a good time. Or at least that’s what I write on all the bathroom stalls I go into! You know what they say; girls just wanna have fun. That’s all we really want. Well, that and a nice good fucking every once in a while.

Oh and maybe something nice bought for us too on occasion. See nothing difficult. You men act like its just so hard to figure us girls out. When really, it’s a simple math problem. Give us the D+$ and that equals a happy woman. Ha, I just told you, men, the secret to life right there!

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experienced

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I have a type. Older, wiser. The kind of guy who was experienced before I was born. It’s clear I have Daddy issues but the biggest issue I have is that I need more Daddies. You could consider this the personal ad you’ve been looking for. I’m a young, sweet treat who wants to give you that vigor you’ve been lacking lately.

It isn’t your fault! All men hit that rough patch as they get older. You’ve been seeing a stranger in the mirror lately. Someone who took your vitality and colored your hair grey. That man isn’t you! Remember when you were wild and fun! A man who took risks? You could be that guy again!

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Night

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.

Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It finally happened, y’all. The man I wanna marry got down on one knee and popped the question. I couldn’t have squealed with more happiness than when I agreed to be his bride. He isn’t a patient man though as soon as I said yes, he was picking our little chapels here in Vegas who do speedy weddings and booked us for late Sunday night.

Thankfully, the sweet bridal owner had everything I needed to instantly become someone’s wife. She gave me a beautiful, tight, white, mermaid style wedding gown to put on and handed me the matching lace veil. It was so beautiful and I was almost ready to marry the man of my dreams. I just wanted to give him one last prewedding gift.

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Redneck

KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Last night the girls and I decided to stir up trouble in sin city. Our first stop was to the Stratosphere for redneck magic. I was a little unsure about how funny the show would be as we sat down in the dark. The room was crowded and we were sitting so close to the strangers in the audience.

The man next to me kept looking over at my thighs. I suppose my skirt may have been a little too short and my heels night have been a little too high for the caliber of the show but we did have plans for after anyhow.

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