HONEY 1-844-332-2639, ext. 300
I’m used to being a bad ass bitch. I’m also a real ass bitch. Drop a couple of racks and this ass gets bigger. That’s right I’m twerkin’ for a big ass Birkin. Men will buy me Gucci if I ask for it. They also know they can’t come around without that cabbage.
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Have you ever been bewitched by an Asian girl? Perhaps it is time you were. I have bewitching powers that will render your cock totally useless. Yes, I will cast a spell on your cock and ruin all of your orgasms. It’s what I do.
It’s not like you can fight it. One look at me and you are weak and pathetic. The power I have over you is like nothing you’ve experienced before.
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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Trick or Treat Motherfucker. That’s right, in order to get this treat you will need to be tricked first. This isn’t some cut rate candy. This is the top of the line, exclusive treat. Don’t worry about your dumb, fat wife or your stupid, unfulfilling job. Just think about this hot girl homewrecker who loves to fuck a married man.
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
There is a reason that hot, Asian girls like me don’t fuck with tiny dicked guys, especially Asian ones. Why would I fuck with that when I have access to BBC and big Sugar Daddy dick? I laugh at the tiny dick Asians who think that just because we are the same ethnicity, that they might have a chance with me.
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Nice to meet you, underlings. You will call me Mistress Indigo. Allow me to manipulate and abuse you. I know you live a very boring life. It’s so sad! Lucky for you, I’m here to rattle your chains. I’m the Queen of Pain and I want to feel your soft useless body crushed beneath my heel.
HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300
Hi there. I am Honey and that isn’t just my name. This pussy? It’s incredible. Sweet and delicious and always inviting. You just need to let Honey take care of you. My curves have curves, baby. Stop playing with those dumb girls and step up your game.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
What do fortune cookies and slanted eyes have in common? Or Madame Butterfly? Or wontons? Well, they are all “Asian” and to most American guys they lump everything Asian into one category to satisfy their Asian fetish needs. I’m actually perfectly fine with this. Yes, I know that most guys are ill-informed when it comes to Asian culture but I can use this to my advantage.
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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext. 236
I don’t remember much from Friday night. I attended a frat party with a bunch of my pledge sisters and we were fucking lit. I remember one of the frat guys (he was actually pretty cute but dumb as fuck, just like I like them) taking me to his bedroom.
I think I must have blacked out after that but I am pretty sure that we fucked. I woke up the next morning with dry mouth and wet pussy. Now, these are two common occurrences when you are pledging one of the sluttiest sororities on campus.
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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
You clearly can’t be responsible enough to handle your own financial affairs. It’s obvious that you are a complete and utter fuck up with life in general. Your history with women is abysmal. Your cock is less than adequate for any woman in her right mind.
All of these factors parlay into the need for someone who is business savvy to take your affairs in her capable hands. Yes, I am talking about myself. Once I am in charge of you all of the stress that you have been experiencing will disappear.
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