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Trick or treat everyone! The count down has started and I am just so excited I can’t wait! I have many dirty costumes inspired things I’ll be doin here in a few days on the night of Halloween. I really have to do somethin now or I am just goin to explode from excitement. So now its time for a little pre-Halloween fuck night fun!

There is this old farmhouse way down the holler from me. Everyone thinks its haunted and creepy all year round. But that’s why it’s the perfect place to have me some fun tonight. I am goin to have me a little orgy fun. I posted Signs up the abandoned road leading up to the house. All vague promises of naughty fun for anyone who was brave enough to make the trip to the old farmhouse out in the far back sticks where there would be no escape.

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Bobbing for apples is not something we do in France. It was something that I thought was so strange when I would come and spend time with my father here in America. First of all, why are the apples in the water in the first place? I do wonder who dropped a bunch of apples in a bucket and decided to retrieve them with their mouth.

But I digress; I am always on the lookout for something that I can use to make the things I do more diverse and satisfying. So yes, I am going to turn this American Halloween tradition into a sexy fun kinky way for me to have fun with a client. My client is a sissy one of my favorite kinks to play with because there is such a variety.

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BRAZEN BRITNEY 1-844-332-2639 ext 405

Spoiled Rotten Phonesex I love how I own you, your bank account, your body, your mind, and that cock.

You pay for my nights out and all my fun times.

By the way, I love my new purse, shoes, and outfit, almost as much as I love to please you to get what I want.

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Like a lot of women, my favorite Halloween movie is the nightmare before Christmas. I love the cute little story between Jack and Sally. I’ve always wondered what would have happened though if Jack acted like the King he was. A king can have anyone he wants. What if he wanted Sally and she wasn’t ready for all the things Jack had in mind for her?

Being the cute little doll, she is and Jack being the ultimate bone would have a boner from hell to give her. He could rip her open at her seems anywhere making him a hole to fuck all over her body. Weak as she probably is there is nothing, she could do to stop him from anything he wanted to do to her. Even if she tried, he is the king and the king always gets what he wants.

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Time for a test run of my new potion. This potion is something I have been cooking up for a really long time. It controls a man’s cock! That’s right complete and utter control. I will be able to move it how I want. Swell it up, make it longer or shorter. Make it ache and crave anything I want it to. This is going to have lots of fun things I can use it for.

The main reason for it though is what I need for my big Halloween potion I’m making. I need the desire of someone turned. Meaning a straight woman that has a sexual experience with a woman. There are lots of ways I could do this. Much easier ways too but none as fun! My neighbor’s wife is hot. I think she will be a hot fuck too.

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You come to me and fall to your knees. I expect this as the sub you are. You know the only way to come to me is to crawl. It only took you a few whippings to learn that lesson. You tell me that you wish for some punishment This was new so I was a bit caught off guard by this.

I had to ask you what you had done to deserve to be punished. You then tell me that you have done nothing. There is a set of rules that once you are mine that you get. You tell me that you have not broken any of them. I keep a close eye on all my toys, and I know that you have not done anything wrong.

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Babypants

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Happy Birthday to our favorite Babypants! There’s no other baby bitch like you in the whole phonesex realm! You’re a whole year older and still in diapers. Not a good look for someone trying to get some ass. Don’t worry, you’re ass enough! Hehe, that just means you can still suckle all the Mommy tit’s you can handle. We know you can handle a lot with that big ol’ mouth of yours. It never stops running.

By the looks of that soggy diaper, it’s time for us to give you a birthday change before you get cake and ice cream.

Waddle on over and let’s start the celebration!

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 BRITNEY1-844-332-2639EXT405

Play with us! Let’s test your knowledge of sex positions. SATURDAY OCTOBER 17th @ /2pm EST/ 12pm MST. This game is going to be hosted by me, Brazen Britney, Miss Britney, to some of you. Guess the 30 Sex Positions to Win Phonesex

This Badass girl is going to be testing their brains.

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Sissygasm is attained by being a slutty sissy boy. You can back up on a dick, or get stroked by a sillcock. It’s cumming like a girl. It’s squirting like a sissy. You will never have a sissygasm if you’re a real man. Real men cum out of their big fat thick dicks into cumsluts like you.

A sissygasm is for a bottom beta boy. Alphas have regular orgasms, powerful ones full of bull seed. Your tramp trickle comes from the sissygasm. Having your boy pussy spread open and fucked is what causes a tingle in your twink dink.

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By Kinky Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Our favorite teen Chunka Monka is taking over your Tuesday night game night! Meet me in the Chatroom at 9 pm EST for our FREE to play game. I know some of you think games are hard and that you are too slow so I’m adding a spooky twist that will make even you old slow pokes be able to get points!

What’s the twist, you ask? You’ll have to show up on time, vote for phonesexcandy, and be ready to roll to find out! The game winner gets 15 free minutes of spooky phonesex with any down to fuck candy girl at the game! See you tonight!

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