Your wife loves to go antique shopping. She’s always spending pennies on worthless pieces of junk that now fills the corners of your home while telling you that ONE DAY, it’ll be worth so much money! She thinks her junk is going to make y’all rich one day. Of course, you know better but you put up with her and her junk anyway.
However, today was different. Today she actually brought home a real treasure! In someone’s old barn, she found a magical bottle covered in layers of dust and grime. Something about the odd shape of the bottle caught her eye and she brought it home to you. Handing it off to you, she asked you to clean it up while she took care of a few more errands.
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