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This man broke into the wrong house. BWAHAHAHA some idiot decided it would be a very smart idea to break into a witch’s house. I’m sure he didn’t know that a witch lived here but your breaking into someone’s house I feel like you get what you get. This poor dude got a ticked off witch work up in the middle of the night to hearing a man’s voice confused at all the herb bottles and cauldrons and crystals everywhere.

The funny thing is he was looking for valuables. I can promise so of the spells he passed over were more valuable than any bank vault. The poor sap just didn’t know what he was missing. The only thing that saved him from me just destroying him was that all in all he was attractive. So he gets to be welcomed into my harem of men.

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Trick or treat everyone! The count down has started and I am just so excited I can’t wait! I have many dirty costumes inspired things I’ll be doin here in a few days on the night of Halloween. I really have to do somethin now or I am just goin to explode from excitement. So now its time for a little pre-Halloween fuck night fun!

There is this old farmhouse way down the holler from me. Everyone thinks its haunted and creepy all year round. But that’s why it’s the perfect place to have me some fun tonight. I am goin to have me a little orgy fun. I posted Signs up the abandoned road leading up to the house. All vague promises of naughty fun for anyone who was brave enough to make the trip to the old farmhouse out in the far back sticks where there would be no escape.

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Bobbing for apples is not something we do in France. It was something that I thought was so strange when I would come and spend time with my father here in America. First of all, why are the apples in the water in the first place? I do wonder who dropped a bunch of apples in a bucket and decided to retrieve them with their mouth.

But I digress; I am always on the lookout for something that I can use to make the things I do more diverse and satisfying. So yes, I am going to turn this American Halloween tradition into a sexy fun kinky way for me to have fun with a client. My client is a sissy one of my favorite kinks to play with because there is such a variety.

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Like a lot of women, my favorite Halloween movie is the nightmare before Christmas. I love the cute little story between Jack and Sally. I’ve always wondered what would have happened though if Jack acted like the King he was. A king can have anyone he wants. What if he wanted Sally and she wasn’t ready for all the things Jack had in mind for her?

Being the cute little doll, she is and Jack being the ultimate bone would have a boner from hell to give her. He could rip her open at her seems anywhere making him a hole to fuck all over her body. Weak as she probably is there is nothing, she could do to stop him from anything he wanted to do to her. Even if she tried, he is the king and the king always gets what he wants.

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Time for a test run of my new potion. This potion is something I have been cooking up for a really long time. It controls a man’s cock! That’s right complete and utter control. I will be able to move it how I want. Swell it up, make it longer or shorter. Make it ache and crave anything I want it to. This is going to have lots of fun things I can use it for.

The main reason for it though is what I need for my big Halloween potion I’m making. I need the desire of someone turned. Meaning a straight woman that has a sexual experience with a woman. There are lots of ways I could do this. Much easier ways too but none as fun! My neighbor’s wife is hot. I think she will be a hot fuck too.

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You come to me and fall to your knees. I expect this as the sub you are. You know the only way to come to me is to crawl. It only took you a few whippings to learn that lesson. You tell me that you wish for some punishment This was new so I was a bit caught off guard by this.

I had to ask you what you had done to deserve to be punished. You then tell me that you have done nothing. There is a set of rules that once you are mine that you get. You tell me that you have not broken any of them. I keep a close eye on all my toys, and I know that you have not done anything wrong.

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Being a bad witch doesn’t mean I am out to get you. It just means I am out to get what I want. That I don’t really care who is in my way. I have a spell for that. Sometimes though it’s really a win-win. You might just be on the getting side of a spell of mine.

Perfect example; Halloween is coming. I have lots of spells and rituals planned out. I have most everything I need to do what I need to do. There are just some things that a witch doesn’t have in her witchy spell cabinet. Sexual desire is one of them. Desire fades once it has been released from the body. So, this is an ingredient that has to be well let’s say farm to table.

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I really want to get into the Halloween spirit this year. I was really wanting to do something extra special this year. Normally I leave my cuck hubby out of my sexual escapades, but this year I think it’s going to be so much more fun if I include him! I have wanted for a long time to get together a haunted house. A place for all my friends to come to and have some fun.

Scare fun and sex fun too. But lazy me I always forget until it’s too late in the month to get it together. Lucky or maybe unlucky for my hubby though; this year I remembered with plenty of time to get things ready. So here is what I’m thinking.

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Hey, there boys it’s your favorite witch of phonesex Darla. Seems only fitting my very first game day would be the month of Halloween. Join me and my sexy friends today at 2 pm EST for not one but TWO games. The points will be added from each game to declare a winner.

We have some mystery riddles that need to be solved and some Halloween horror movie match-ups! Fun for all and just the thing to get everyone into the holiday spirit. Test your skills with the wicked witch to win free minutes with any of the sexy ladies in the chat room on game day!

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I love to do my best to make every day a sexy day. This time of the year it is not hard to do. Seems as if this is the holiday all the woman who are not normally dressed as sluts are able to come out to play. Women who want to let their while domme side out; feel more comfortable to do so.

I am a domme all year around. So, this is nothing new to me. Though I have noticed here in America not only are the housewives able to dress skanky; it seems as if those men who have dark fantasies come out to play as well. I get some of the most fun session requests around this time of year and I am going to share one with you here.

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