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Jenna And Kayla's Raunchy Riddles Game Night

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Alright, boys and toys! It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! Not only are calls and chats just two dollars a minute all day, but it’s also game night! Jenna and I will be cohosting for you lucky fellas tonight! Do you like riddles? Do you like Raunchy Riddles even more?

It’s free to play! All you have to do is show up in the Phonesex Candy playroom at nine pm Eastern SHARP! Don’t be late because we will start without out! Keep reading to find out what other goodies Game Night has to offer our players!

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Fake Hostel

Posted 7 months ago by Alexus

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Two hot, younger men knocked on my door a couple of weeks ago. They were wearing backpacks and holding a map that looked like it would never get folded back the way it came. When I opened the door, I asked how I could help them.

Clearly, they didn’t speak English well because the only thing they kept repeating was, “Hostel? Hostel?” Then they would point to the map and back at the address numbers on my house. They were too sexy to turn away. I smiled and agreed, opening my arms wide to welcome them into my fake hostel.

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Apologize For Being Male

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God, it’s bad enough that you were born a male, but to be one with such a small penis is unacceptable. How dare you crawl to me and say that you wish to be of service. What possible service could you provide to me with a penis so small? Get on your knees and spread them wide. I’m going to make you apologize for being born as the inferior species.

Look up at me, you disgusting excuse for a human. Mistress Francie is your divine Goddess; you will serve at my hand. Thank me for the pain and suffering I offer you.

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A Dangerous Hole

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Boys are dumb; we’ve been over this. But a girlfriend and I thought it would be super funny to sneak into the boy’s bathroom and turn one of their glory holes into a Dangerous hole. She hid in the last stall while I waited in the second stall. The first one is known for having a hole drilled into it, and between classes, guys would secretly blow each other.

However, it’s been said a time or two the guys get lucky, and a horny girl slut will wait on her knees to please anyone who feeds his dick through the hole. They really should be more careful of where they stick their pricks. On my knees in the grubby bathroom, I wait. My schoolgirl skirt and creamy thighs on display under the door so whoever came in would know it was their lucky day.

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Mothers Day Tea Party Ends In a Stink!

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Every Year on Mother’s Day, I like to host a single Mama’s brunch. I invite over all my girlfriends who are raising smelly babies all by themselves and treat them to bottomless mimosas and girl time. I had everything all set up perfectly yesterday when the doorbell chimed, announcing my guests. As I walked from the kitchen through the living room, a vile stink slapped me in the face.

“Pyyyouuuu! What is that smell?!” I waved my hand in front of my face, horrified that this smell would be the first thing to greet my guests. Then I saw the source of the stink! Mr. Stinky Pampers was squatting near the couch with his toy trucks in his hands.

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Do you have those days, too? When you leave the house looking fly as fuck, and the world seems sunny and divine. Everyone just seems enamored with you, and everything easily comes your way. Those days are the best. But then there are the opposite days!

These are the days when your hair just looks greasy, and your clothes refuse to fit like they did when you tried them on in the store. The type of days where you drop everything you pick up, and everyone seems to hate you. Those are the worst, and on those days, I just want to let my hair down and say fuck you universe.

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I have the dick you need. Let’s just stop with the games. We both know you’ve been prancing around the bush for far too long. Wanting something you are afraid to take can be the most pleasurable experience of your life. Cock’s like mine are always on your mind. You know you want to be with someone like me; stop hesitating and dive right in. The longer you wait, the more it denies you of pleasure untold.

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Mommy Teaches You To Make Me Cum

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Up until today, Mommy has been teaching you how to make cummies. I’ve shown you how good it can feel when Mommy uses her hand or her mouth on you. You’ve been asking and asking when you’d be able to slide your cock into me and make the best cummies ever, but I told you that in order to do that, you have to have learned how to make me cum. That means you need some licky lessons.

If you follow all of my directions and execute them well enough to make me explode on your tongue, then I’ll reward you with what you’ve been begging for! Do you like what Mommy teaches you, baby?

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Tiny Little Pantie Pest

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You know the saying, “I’ve got ants in my panties?” Well, I have tiny little tic-tac-sized pests in my panties. It isn’t what you think, lol. No, I’ve been shrinking and collecting men to keep in my undies for my own pleasure. I have about six men in there now who’ve been blasted with my laser beam. They shrink before my eyes register the flash, and I must wear special glasses to find them afterward. Sometimes, they almost escape through the puddle of clothes left over from the sudden size change.

Once I’ve found the new little toy, I peel back my panties and add the little pest to my collection. I really love the way they squirm and crawl around on my pussy all day. The panties I keep them in are too tight for anyone to escape. The only way they are getting out of that hot, moist terrain is if I’d let them. And I’m never letting them out of my control!

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Anal Virgin?

Posted 8 months ago by Alexus

Anal Virgin?

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Are you an Anal Virgin? Don’t worry, darling. It won’t hurt…Much. I love being the first to push through your barriers and show you what you’ve been missing. We don’t need to dress you up or make you a bitch. It doesn’t have to be about turning you into a sissy or a faggot.

Anal play is simply just about pleasure. A little funny how people think God doesn’t love gays, but he put the male G-spot up your asshole, right? By the time I’m finished showing you just how good a G-spot orgasm can feel, you’ll be screaming my name over his.

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