I decided that I needed A Potion from Santa! Let me explain. After my Halloween run in with the Witch that made me the Potion of Shrinking, I wanted more. I was actually a tad ashamed of my new habit- shrinking, taking, and caring for arrogant men- and afraid to go back to her again. I know she said I could, but I didn’t want to seem greedy to a woman who’s craft I respected.
Sitting down to the table, I pulled out a notebook and pen. It had been since my teens since I had done this, (the very last time to please my mom), but I was going to write a letter to Santa. I am going to ask him to bring me A Potion that will allow me to shrink a man to the size of a baby. Oh I love my little Lego-sized man, but I also want to make one into a helpless baby. Continue reading “A Potion from Santa Phonesex”