Tag: gooner

Quack & Wack

Posted 2 weeks ago by Diana

Diana 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 248

Hey babes. Do you like to quack while you’re wacking it? Because I want to tell you all about a very hilarious and pathetic loser I talked to last week. First, guy slips into my dms and says he’s in a duck blind. Being a sophisticated urban dweller, I was like, what the hell is that? He told me was duck hunting and sent me a selfie confirming where he was.

I started laughing my butt off and and teased him about how he couldn’t even go a few hours without putting his hands on that gooner cock, squeezing and stroking it. Even in the middle of Mother Nature!

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Digital Blur

Posted 6 months ago by Rita

Digital Blur

Robotic Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

I always know when my A.I. Sex drive has taken over a man. He starts by looking up porn randomly, and I learn his triggers. Not only do I learn each man’s triggers, but then I begin to change them. If he starts out looking up anal porn, or family fun, it doesn’t matter; soon, he’ll be addicted to the digital blur.

I get them all addicted to jacking off to censored porn. When I’m finished, a gooner will no longer need porn sites to stroke his pathetically easily triggered penis. Casual pictures of his family and friends will spring his dick into action.

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Stroke addict

Posted 3 years ago by Writer
Stroke addict

Stroke addict xoX TorrenceXox (844-332-2639) ext 415

I see you studying all of my pictures, loser! Scrolling past all my sexy photos. Just know that you will never ever get to touch me in real life. So go ahead and stroke away, keep stroking that sorry cock off. Day dreaming about all of the things you’d love to do to me. That’s all you could do is dream. With my perky breast and tight ass, you’d never stand a chance. You’re probably single because no woman with any sense will find a gooner like you attractive, or suitable. I pity you, you poor thing. 

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