Edible Anus

Edible Anus

Robotic Rita 1844-332-2639 Ext 413

“Rita? It’s your turn. The Chocolatier will see you now.” A pleasant woman with a sweet smile waited by the door as I stood up. Nerves coiled in my belly. How silly is it for a robot to be nervous? But I was. I read about a company that would mold your asshole and make edible chocolates to gift your Valentine. I thought it would be a silly gift for my owner, so I made an appointment for the custom treat.

The sweet scents of warmed chocolate tickled my nose as she led me to a room much like a doctor’s or dentist’s office. She handed me a robe that would tie in the back and asked me to get undressed and sit in the chair. I did as she said, but when I went to sit, I realized the seat of the chair was missing.

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Sadie 1-844-332-2639 ext 222

Little Ronnie gives me the best presents. For example, for Valentine’s Day, after dropping him off at school, I came home to find a crookedly wrapped package sitting on my bed. A construction paper card folded on top of it said Happy Valentine’s Day Mommy.

In truth, I was filled with delight and trepidation all at once. Heaven only knows what could be in that box. Frogs, a mud pie, a re-engineered mutilation of my blender, but I know that whatever it is it was given with all the love of his little heart. Bracing myself I cautiously unwrapped the package carefully looking for signs of anything living inside the box. Continue reading “Spanking My Son’s Heart Shaped Present Phonesex”