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Happy May the 4th!  You know what that means!  It’s Star Wars Day!  There are so many ways to celebrate such a fun and fantasy filled day.  What sort of role play would you like to do in celebration?  We could do something extra naughty and a more than a little taboo.  Maybe you’d just like to be your favorite characters that wish would have hooked up in the story line.  The possibilities range from the taboo to the bizarre.  Perhaps you’d like to make sure Jar Jar Binks gets to hook up.  “Me so horny.”  Maybe that sexual tension between Leia and Luke moves past the point of tension and they find some release together.  Star Wars taboo naughtiness!  But today is full of endless fantasy opportunities.

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I’m considering offering a new service, topless housekeeping.  Ok, to be honest, I’m rather a terrible housekeeper.  At the end of the day, my clothes are tossed on the floor.  Then that’s where they stay until laundry day when they all get rounded up for their weekly dunking.  But I figured men like you who want a topless housekeeper aren’t hiring me for my actual ability to clean anything.  No, this service would involve the pretense of cleaning up around your house but allow free reign of my body for the time you purchased.  Since I already don’t wear panties on the regular, that means there’s nothing in your way of playing with my tits, pussy, or ass.

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Daydreams

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When you think of a Mama, you think of someone sweet and nurturing. Someone who bakes cookies and would never harm someone innocent. You think of Mama’s as a source of comfort and love but not dis bitch. This Mama has dirty little daydreams when I’m down at the park watching the boys and girls play.

All I see is dolla signs. Bouncing over every little head. So many disgusting pervs would pay me hand over fist to deliver these darlin’ little tykes. They parents ain’t even paying attention, as they scroll their phoned or gossip with each other about whose husband is fucking who. I dream and little daydream about snatching ’em up for a fat payday.

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I know that Macrophilia is not a well-known kink, so it is one that I would like to highlight today. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term, allow me to copy and paste a definition I found. That’s right, mommy always putting in the extra work for my loves!

From Wikipedia- “Macrophilia is a fascination with or a sexual fantasy involving giants, more commonly expressed as giantesses. It is typically a male fantasy, with the male playing the “smaller” part. The male may be depicted as entering and being dominated by the larger woman.”   Continue reading “M is for Macrophilia Phonesex”

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I’m a sweet and gentle giant. I see you running around my lovely feet, trying to crawl up my ankles. All of you tiny men seem driven by lust. You caught a glimpse of my hairless pussy and want to admire it up close. Men flock to me even when I’m 30 feet tall. My alluring nature is even harder to ignore when I’m this big.

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