Home-Wrecking Naomi 844-332-2639 ext 216

Look at you. Back here again. Another day cruising phonesex sites while your wife is out. Talking to me, of course. Your favorite Home-Wrecking Naomi. You are drooling over my perfectly toned Milf naked body. Fawning over another woman while she is gone is so much fun. Cheating on her is so exciting, isn’t it? You get pleasure out of jerking off to other sexier and hotter women than your wife.

I won’t tell as long as you please me. The risk is what excites you the most and makes you feel better knowing that you were able to get off and get away with it. Most women don’t like cheaters. It’s a good thing I am nothing like other women. I throw caution to the wind. Let my hair down and get down and dirty.

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Ronnie 1844-33-CANDY Ext 443

Amy John is my best friend in the world; every year after Christmas, her family takes a tropical vacation. Just to start the new year off right, I guess. I wouldn’t know, when you own a farm you can’t really get away. Lots of critters depend on you for food and cleaning, so I’d never really been able to get away like that.

Amy said it was a terrible shame I’d never been on a real vacation before, and she asked her folks and mine if I could go with them this year. They said yes! I was so excited to go on vacation with the Johns until I realized just how much it would cost me.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

For a while, I had been seeing this guy named Daniel.

The last time we had met, we fucked in an Igloo. When I left, he handed me a red envelope with a monogrammed “D”, I couldn’t wait to find out what my next adventure would be.

Daniel had instructed me to wait until after the New Year to open it.

So, after New Year’s, I am sitting in my bedroom with the envelope in my hands, eagerly anticipating what is inside. Slowly, I press down on the wax seal, it cracks, and the envelope pops open.

The note inside read as follows, “We’re going to a Nordic Spa, I’m not telling you where. Be ready for the helicopter tonight at 5:00 pm. I will meet you there”.

Being a Canadian, of course, I love Nordic Spas. There are Nordic spas all over the world and they tend to operate on the same principle: hot, warm, cold, rest, repeat. Continue reading “Jemma’s at a Nordic Spa” →

Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

What’s one of those hot fantasy’s that you don’t ever want to admit to anyone, ever? Well, Tessa has one of them.I’m only divulging here cause it’s where I spill it all. I have this really dark and super naughty fantasy of having the riskiest sex ever. I’m not on any type of birth control, and something about the thought of getting pregnant just makes my pussy wetter than wet. This dirty little slut likes it risky.

Now of course I realize how risky, how completely immature, how irresponsible this is in “real life”. But I mean, that’s why it’s so hot to me. That’s exactly why I get so turned on by it. Imagine, that dick is just looking up at my pussy. It wants to be inside of it so bad. Like crazy bad. And I’m almost dripping at this point. I’m hovering up above, on top of you, and I’m wiggling my pussy up just an inch of so above your cock. I have to let you know that my pussy is teasing you so bad. But I can’t say it. It’s pussy talk.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Disgusting, dirty, nasty worthless. A repugnant, worthless whore, that’s what I am. 

Having been run through so many times by so many guys, who would ever want this repulsive, stretched-out pussy? 

Nasty whore.

No one does, because everyone knows I am a worthless whore who deserves nothing. 

I’ve felt horrible my entire life, always knowing I was worth absolutely nothing. Everyone has made me feel like this. Everyone I have ever met.

No one would want to be with someone like me.

Throughout my entire life, no one has ever made me feel like I am good enough. I could try, to make friends, or have normal relationships with people.

It doesn’t work though. People take one look at me and know I am a disgusting worthless whore.

I feel like my life is meaningless and I am a vile waste of space.

I am insignificant to most people unless they want to use one of my holes. That’s the only thing I am good for.

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panettone

Anna 844-332-2639 EXT. 203

Mommy Anna was having guests over and she sent little Ronnie to the store to bring back a pannetone. She laid out her special doilies, with espresso and cookies, and her pannetone was going to be the star of the dining table. Ronnie rode his bike to the store, but when he got there, he got distracted from the lineups, noises, crying babies and elderly ladies haggling at the deli, he grabbed the first pannetone he saw, paid for it with the money mommy gave him and out the door of the bakery he went as the bells and chimes of the door jingled with it shut.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, okay, let’s get one thing straight sissys. When I was brand new at Candy, I told people I didn’t usually do sissy calls. That was before I found out how fun they are! That was also before I realized how fun it is to pick out your outfits and give you fashion advice! Honestly, my fashion advice is way too good to not be paid for. Love chatting in the playroom and talking about fashion and clothes. However, I need you to call me. Preferably, Skype calls, show me your entire wardrobe and all of my options to put you in. 

This blog is dedicated to the sissys and 2024 fashion! These outline some of my personal opinions on what I think will be all the rage this year. 

COLOURS

I’m still loving the Barbicore pink. It has been in for a while. That being said, I think one of the big colours this year will be white. Not just any white, but wearing white all year long, even after Labour Day. Specifically wearing white this winter. Seemingly, light lavender, mint green, and dusty blue or pink also seem to be in this winter and they are also traditionally not winter colours. 

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Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

New year, same sexy lady! Still on the prowl for new and used cock! I would put an advertisement for what I am looking for, but my acceptable cocks list is too broad! Small, stupid-looking things. Monstrous, eye-watering throbbing ones. And the people those cocks would be attached to? Even more broad. Little sissies who want to suck BBC, or guys who have the BBC. Too many guys, too little time. So, anyone with a cock or sissy cunt is someone that I would be interested in. Putting up an advertisement asking for a coffee table is much simpler than one for goons.

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Cucked By The Babysitter

Valerie 1844-332-2639 Ext 243

I’ve been Babysitting for the Petersons for as long as I can remember. Mr. Perterson is an average Dad. Kind of round about his middle, and he gets nervous around me. When I hug him, he blushes and quickly tries to cover his crotch. They are about to move away, and I’m sad I won’t get to sit for them anymore, but I thought, “What could be a good going away gift for Mr. Peterson?”

I called my friend Jeremy and asked if he’d like to help me get Mr. Peterson cucked by the babysitter as his going-away gift. He laughed and said he’d do anything for me (The case with most men in my life.)

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Okay, since you loved me breaking down those Canadian stereotypes, I’ll break down a few more. Let Jemma tell you all aboot Canada!

I just need to clarify one thing before I begin. I refuse to own the fact I say “aboot”. I don’t believe you. I will own the fact that I said Eh, but I refuse to believe I said aboot! Yeah, I’m looking at you, Daddy.

All Canadians Speak French 

False. Most Canadians do not speak both languages. Canada does indeed have two official languages, French and English. When I was in the professional world, I used to lie on my resume and claim I spoke French. In my defence, I was forced and did take it for 10 years. Unfortunately for me, I didn’t learn a single thing.

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