Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
On this day, many, many, mannnnnny moons ago… a baby Misterten was gifted to us. That baby grew into the most annoying stinker the world has ever known. However, as small people do, he grew some more. Into a sneaky, attention-seeking brat whose butt had to be paddled so often, his buns were more often red than pale.
Please stick with me; I have a point. After decades and centuries of growing up and gaining knowledge, that annoying little punk transformed into the darling Daddy we know and love today. Happiest of Birthdays to our dearest lover of kitten dancing, butt spanking Daddy Ten!
Happy Birthday Misterten
All teasing aside, I’m so happy to share this birthday with you. Who knows how many have passed without teen brats giving you the hardest of times. I’m sure a mama or two will bend you over her knee today and get you all ten thousand swats but if their hands grow tired, never fear! Your willing brats will step up and spank you with that trusty belt on the shelf of yours.
I wish you the best birthday ever with gifts of “forgive us” nuggets and seeds for the casa de Ronnie guests.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357