WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

November is for sugaring – It’s also my birthday month so I get special treatment of course. If you want to be my Daddy then you are guaranteed to finally have the best pussy of your life. In fact, I will make you blow your load like you haven’t in years. There are just a few very important requirements. All you have to do is spend some time and money. With me you always get the best return on your investment. This is so much better than squandering your cash on that stupid cow at home.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Gooning for Halloween, I see. Why should today be different than any other day? So, here you are jerking your pathetic dick again. You really are so obsessed aren’t you? Seriously, you really seem to be really wound up tight, like really sprung. Of course, who could really blame you?  It only makes sense that I make you weak in the knees. So, keep edging yourself to my pics.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Your Dick is Cumfuzzled, that’s right. There is no “treat” in this Trick or Treat season for you. This will be about the trickery. I love to play tricks on losers everyday of the year but especially on Halloween. That is when I pull out all of the stops.

Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled.

And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your little dickens should be no challenge for me whatsoever. What you need to do is dress the thing up for Halloween.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Asian Witch Domination – Think of the most incredible girlfriend experience and add in some hardcore financial domination and that’s me. I am the perfect choice for this and I can be your complete fantasy. Whether it is a foot fetish or Asian Massage fantasy or perhaps an Asian Princess/Financial Domination, you can count on me to deliver the best experience ever.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Seeking My New Daddy – Sugaring is so easy but that’s just the beginning of my relationship with a new Daddy.  Most people think that being a Sugar Baby is about entitlement. But it actually requires a lot of finesse and skill. Am I entitled? Of course I am because I deserve all of the things and more. But there is more to it than just that. What else would you expect? I always get everything i want. And I do mean everything. Does that mean that I will spend Daddy’s money? Yes, I will. The difference is, I never have to ask or demand. Daddy always wants to spend it on me.

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300

Behold black pussy. Until you have experienced black pussy and I mean elite black pussy you just don’t even know. I expect for you to put that tongue to work. Of course you’ve never experienced this caliber of pussy before. This is that pussy that is so wet and juicy that you will never want to pull your dick out. This pussy is life affirming and life changing. Oh, yes and it just pulls you right in. This is the kind of elite pussy that you will obsess over. You don’t want to just stop at the pussy though. Worship everything I have. This gorgeous body is your wonderland. Continue reading “Behold Black Pussy”

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

This is the story of Halloweenie. Oh, you haven’t heard of him? Well, it’s probably time that you did.  This is exactly where you need to be. I will tell you the sad story of a man born with the tiniest micro penis imaginable. This should actually make you feel a little better about yourself or will it?

Halloweenie went by the name of Ted but lived in a little village in New England. He seemed nice enough but there were two things he was cursed with in life. One was the fact that he had a micro penis. I’m not just talking about a smaller than average dick. This little nub was so small that it could be easily confused with a clit. The second curse was that of being a complete pervert.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

Perverted and pathetic is essentially what you are. Of course you try to keep up appearances and pretend to be a normal guy. But your little addiction has begun has become a real problem for you. Not to mention the fact that you have that small penis issue. Your marriage is also in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought phone sex would be a mere distraction and that it would be good for you. Wrong, twerp. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is repulsive. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your particular brand of nonsense. 

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

The whore next door – that’s what I overheard your wife calling me. I could hear the jealousy dripping off of her tongue as she spewed her hatred toward me. It made me actually giggle. It also gave me an idea and you get to benefit from it. You may finally get lucky. This is your chance to finally have some good luck in your otherwise pathetic life. Let’s face it, you have a history of bad luck and even worse choices. Just look at your wife. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. But, there is another option for you. Why not spend your time and money on a hot, blonde like me instead? Let me show you exactly what the whore next door can really do.

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*LUCY* 844-332-2639 xxx- 221

Do you even realize how important having a powerful pussy is? I can get whatever I want with mine. For example, I got super horny the other night and I was home alone, so I ordered a pizza. No, I didn’t do it because I was hungry and craving pizza. I needed dick and figured there was nothing better than having it delivered right to my door.

I’d seen the pizza delivery boy at the neighbor’s house earlier in the night and I knew he was super cute. I also knew that there was no way he’d turn me down when I propositioned him. Offering him sex in lieu of a tip would be irresistible to him. See, that’s what a powerful pussy can do. It gets you dick anytime & anywhere you want it.

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