Category: Cashcow

ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639 ext. 202

Egg Hunting With Alyssa – I have something better than what you will find at the local Egg Hunt. This is the best of the best. Well, what are you even waiting for?  This is something you have fantasized about but never actually experienced. Can you even envision how big your  “average” cock will look sliding in and out of this tight, little Asian pussy? This perfect little Asian fuck doll is right here to please you. And, guess what? I’m ovulating. You can breed me and plant your seed in my tight, little cunt.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Daddy wants to fuck me. Of course, his stupid wife trash is constantly talking about me to all of her fat friends. You can actually see her so green with jealousy. Doesn’t she know that this just fuels me to keep you even longer? So, she gets what she gets and I get what I want. This is your chance to finally have some good luck in your otherwise pathetic life. Let’s face it, you have a history of bad luck and even worse choices. Just look at your her. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. I only want you because she made a big stink about it. It’s really her fault that it has come to this.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Gooner’s Anonymous – Hey loser, I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you off I just want to drop kick your family jewels.

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300

Put that load on me. That’s right, I will let you choose your spot to cum on. What I offer is something that you just can’t find anywhere. Just look at this body. This pussy is so wet and so juicy that you just never want to pull out. But you will because I need to see that cum.

My body is a wonderland. Everyone knows black girls have the best pussy, that is a known fact. Once you go black you will never go back and that is the cold, hard truth. Sweet, brown sugar is addictive. Once I put it on you it will be game over. Smothering you with this sweet, honey dripping pussy is the ultimate domination.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Alyssa, the “Accountant”. Lots of girls lie about their occupation, especially to family and friends. Unfortunately, a lot of those people judge you and just don’t understand. Phone Sex is a lucrative and exciting business, especially for hot girls. This is why I tell those people that I am an accountant. The fact is, fucking your wallet is something that comes so easily for me. Also, I am great at counting that money.  Of course I can give you the most incredible girlfriend experience but it will cost you. There is always some incredible mind-fucking and financial domination involved. I am your go to girl for this and can be your complete fantasy. Whether it is a foot fetish or Asian Massage fantasy or perhaps an Asian Princess/Financial Domination, I excel at all of them.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639 ext 232

Cum taxes are due. It’s tax time and of course you are in arrears. Of course, this is something you have obsessed over. In fact, you have craved it for quite some time. I’m just not sure if you are really serious. It sounds great doesn’t it? But do you have what it takes to back up all of your talk? We shall see. I prefer to start off slow and seductive, testing you and feeling you out to see what your limits are. I expect you to spoil and pamper me. You will not be allowed to cum without paying the tax bill.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Blondes have more fun. This is not a new concept. I mean look at me. Obviously, I bring the party. And even you can have an elite girlfriend experience for once in your boring existence.

Just the thought of my body has your little dick hard doesn’t it? Imagining me kissing you and pleasing you. I mean, even a loser can dream. I am all about the money and you are all about me. The one thing you need to know is that I am always more than worth it. Just think of all of the time, energy and money you’ve squandered in the past on average pussy. Always go with blonde. 

Now you may be asking yourself why you should “pay” for this experience? Well, silly, you will always pay even if you don’t realize it. They always expect you to pay but you never get a return on your investment.

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300

Breeding for sport is something that I like to indulge in. What I offer is something that you just can’t find everywhere. Surely, you know this pussy is so wet and juicy that you will never want to pull out. Since you won’t be able to resist with this pussy I will be knocked up in no time.

My body really is a wonderland. Everyone knows black girls have the best pussy, that is a known fact. Once you go black you will never go back and that is the cold, hard truth. Sweet, brown sugar is addictive. And when I put it on you it will be game over. Controlling you with this sweet, honey dripping pussy is the ultimate domination.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext 232

Queen? No, I’m the whole fucking kingdom The kind of power I wield is not for the faint of heart. Your obsession with me will take complete and absolute control over your pathetic life. You reached out to me for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you.

The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. I am making it my mission to cockblock you at every turn.

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300

Game Night With Honey – Tonight is the night to play by my rules. You already know that I’m primed and ready to go. The topic will be raunchy rap songs with some pop and r&b thrown in for good measure. Press your luck with the chance to win a free phone sex session.

This will be fun and flirty and chock full of sexual innuendo.

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