I recently decided to become and acolyte of the church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. My life shall now be devoted to worshiping his noodly appendage. Well, one of his noodly appendages any way. The biggest and most important noodly appendage of them all. I have decided to devote my life to the worship of his great and holy penne noddle. Of course, by penne I mean penis and by penis, I mean cock.
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Olivia and I are naughty kinky sex sisters. We love to have family time with our sexy brothers together. Fucking our brother together is one of our favorite things to pass the time. Especially right now since we have so much time stuck at home. I mean we have to do something to keep our hands, mouths, and pussies busy. Idle bodies do the devil’s work…or something like that.
There he was our hot sexy brother. Trying to work from home or some boring things like that. Really, I knew there was a much better way for him to spend his time and energy. And Olivia eagerly agreed with me and was completely on board with my plan of seduction and orgasms.
You’ve been watching me so closely and I can see the longing in your eyes, Being a slut like Auntie Zoey. I know how much you look forward to when Auntie Zoey comes over to watch you while mommy and daddy are out for their date night. It’s our little secret all the men Auntie Zoey invites over when my favorite nephew is supposed to be sleeping. I’ve caught you oh so many times peeking into your parent’s bedroom when you’re supposed to be in your own room sleeping. It’s ok though, you’re not in trouble. Knowing my little nephew is watching wishing to be in my place makes Auntie Zoey’s cunt even hotter and wetter for that big cock you see fucking it.
You wish you could be a nasty little slut like Auntie Zoey. Don’t you worry, my little one. I will teach you all you need to know to be a dirty little slut like Auntie Zoey. Who would could possibly be a better tutor than your horny, cock hungry, Auntie Zoey? When you learn from the best you can only become the best. I’ve seen how your mouth waters to get one of those big fat cocks in your mouth for yourself.
Who wants to be a pleasure Dom for Zoey? What is a pleasure Dom? Now that is a fantastic question that I would just love to answer for you. BDSM is a many faceted thing that is full of many niches.
A pleasure Dom is a dominant who loves to control their partner through sexual pleasure. They love to give their partner orgasm after orgasm. There can still be aspects of other areas of BDSM included. Such as bondage. If you ask my opinion bondage and pleasure are just made for each other.
Zoey’s Overwhelming Gang Bang: Sir walked away from me and back to the door. He reached out and pulled the door open and in walked 5 strange men. They entered the room and stood off to side just watching me. Sir looked from them to me, closed the door, and looked at me with that smile again.
“This is your challenge, Zoey.” Sir said to me.
I was invited to attend the coronation of the crown prince of Kinksville. During the ceremony, the Prince had locked eyes with me several times as I stood in the crowd. There was something about his intense brown eyes that was both exciting and intimidating. By the end of the night, he would refer to himself as Zoey’s Sadistic Prince. He would call me his masochistic princess.
After the ceremony, I was surrounded by several of the imperial guards. They escorted me through the palace to the Prince’s private chambers. I was guided to the center of the room and then the guard bowed to both of us and left the room. The Prince was silent and walked around me making seconds feel like minutes. I could not fathom why I had been summoned before him and he did not seem to be in a hurry to enlighten me.
Kayla, Monica, and I found we had been trapped by a wicked magical warlock. He created a force field around his hot tub. We were unable to escape no matter how hard we tried. Then we spend months serving him as his hot tub sex machines.
Yay! It’s time Lyric and Britney to be the naughty elves of the day! You can have these two sexy party girls all to yourself for a discounted price and they will even send you a personalized naughty email with super secret naughty picture. Who can say no to that? Certainly not you, I can already see your raging hard cock. You can’t wait another moment to pick up the phone and call these two sexy ladies!
There’s a little-known secret up in the North Pole. Those creatures who help pull Santa’s sleigh are actually shape shifters. They are high energy, high drive beings with many needs. Santa works hard to keep them happy and satisfied throughout the year. Keeping these shape shifters happy assures they work hard on Christmas eve. Flying beyond the speed of sound is exhausting work. Hard workers deserve to be rewarded for all the time, effort, and energy they put into helping others. So, Santa utilizes my many talents to keep his shape shifting sleigh drivers happy, focused, and motivated to get all those presents to the good girls and boys in the world on that one special night a year. The yearly Christmas Eve Gang Bang is the secret to what gives the sleigh drivers the energy to complete their high-speed deliveries.
Yay! Today is Honey’s day to be the naughty Elf of the Day! Recently Honey invited me to join her for a day at the strip club where she works. I was super excited and totally looking forward to improving my lap dance skills under expert tutelage. Honey introduced me to all her fellow strippers and had me show her some of my moves. Then as the night got underway, she had me follow her around as her trainee for the night. I was so excited when one of the patrons whispered in my ear and offered me an extra tip for some extra attention. When I was just about to take him up on his offer, Honey grabbed me by my arm and pulled me away from him. Honey explained that he was a well-known small dicked loser and she wasn’t going to just let me go off with anyone no matter how much money he offered. She told me that would be teaching me to raise my standards for the hot boys who get my attention. While she understands I’m a soft hearted submissive at heart she can’t in good conscious let me go off with just anyone.