Oh My Gourd

Oh my gourd

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I may be a white bitch, but I’m not your typical white bitch. Sure, I love a good pumpkin patch trip in October like the rest of them, but my intent is much different. I dragged my simp to the local pumpkin patch and forced him to walk around the options.

We were looking for a medium-sized gourd. Not too big, not too small. I was partial to the snowball pumpkins, but for some reason, every time I held one up to his crotch, he would look around in sheer panic. “Oh my God, Mistress, stop.”

“How will we know it’s the right size if I don’t test it?”

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My body is tight and toned in all the right places, but these aren’t for you. I’ve been cautious not to show you too much since we started dating. I wouldn’t want you thinking ill of me. Every time we go out, you’re such a gentleman, and I love that about you. I’ve never really been with anyone like that. Can you blame me for not wanting to ruin that?

I didn’t plan for you to stay over so late, but we started a new tv series, and one episode after the other got later and later. We’d been drinking wine, and now you were all slurry. I couldn’t let you drive home. Offering for you to stay the night was my only option.

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