Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2639 Ext 357
It’s finally October, and this cryptid hunter is on a fucking mission! You guessed it, Kayla Cumsalot has taken up a crusade to tour the world and hunt out all the mythical monsters of lore and FUCK them!
You may be thinking, that’s a big task for such a little girl, but trust me. I can handle it! Sure, I may at times be a scaredypuss, but that isn’t going to stop me from luring out these incredible cryptids and feeding their fetishes. First on my Monster Smash list is the Mummy! I’ve packed a bag and flown to ancient Egypt to unbury a mummy and let him bury himself in me!
Mummy Please!
Out into the desert, I traipsed, looking for a tomb that centuries of sand storms had hidden away from modern eyes. Luckily, my clumsy ass tripped over the tip of a pyramid! Giving away the location of my search. I brushed away the sand and dug down until a crumbled opening gave way under my weight and vaulted me right into a musta champer. A chill ran down my spine, feeling so far underground and away from anyone who could save me if this went poorly.
I sparked up my touch and came face to face with a Sarcophagus of a long-forgotten pharaoh. I’d studied up a lot on Mummies before this trip and knew just the ritual I had to perform to bring my monster date to life. Carefully, I stripped naked and slathered rose oil all over my body. I felt bits of gritty sand seemingly crawling up my thighs as I bared myself to the king.
With a few chanted words, his Sarcophagus began to glow red, and the heavy lid made a horrible sound as it was shoved off the base. With bated breath, I watched the upper body of the Mummy slowly rise to look at me with hollow eyes. His bandages were tattered and ripped in places, as one could expect after years and years of rest. Quickly, I dropped to my knees and bowed my head. “Pharaoh! I am here to serve you.” My voice felt husky with my nervousness.
Would he climb out and bend me over the cold stone of his grave or seek revenge for a lifetime I knew nothing of!?
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-332-2639 Ext 357