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How many times a week would you say you masturbate? 12? 15? Would it be easier to count how many times a day you jerk your little pickle? What is the deal with that, anyway? Can you not get a woman to touch it? What about you is so awkward or off-putting that you can’t get laid? Look, everyone struggles; I get that. I am not here to judge that, at least. But if you want me to be the one that breaks your streak of not getting laid, you had better be prepared for the consequences.

You think, looking at the divine Goddess that stands before you, that you can fuck me? You are right. You absolutely can. However, in return, I demand recompense. You will pay for your transgressions before the Goddess with the only things you have to offer. First, I demand your cum. All of it.

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Spring forward

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It’s that time of year again! They say, ‘ Spring forward,’ I say spring on this dick! As far as I’m concerned, there is no better way to spend your lost hour than making up the time sucking and fucking this dick. You know how much I hate mornings and waking up, so this time of year is extra hard for me.

You need to be a good little cock slut and ensure I wake up in a good mood.

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You mentioned last night how you had this super important zoom meeting today. Your boss’s boss would be there. All the big wigs of your company and you were presenting. We snuggled in bed with my cum leaking out of your asshole while you told me how nervous you were. Obviously, I comforted you and reassured you that you would do incredible. Surely you had nothing to worry about.

Well, you didn’t until you told me about the meeting. So I showed up at your office today just before the scheduled zoom. You looked so cute in your suit with your blue tie. I sat in your desk chair and pulled out my cock. “Alexus, what are you doing? The meeting’s all set up. They’ll be on any minute now.” I shrugged.

“Then you better get rid of this hard-on.”

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R.B.F

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I suffer from R.B.F., resting bitch face. Though I suppose I don’t really SUFFER from it. You losers do. Someone called me last night and said that he wasn’t really into cock, but I looked like such a bitch; he figured he would give me a try. This made me laugh.

I asked him if he needed to be squished under my high heels for being a useless loser, and there was a quiver in his voice when he asked how I knew to ask that. As if it’s hard to know how to treat pathetic worms? Men like him, like you, are nothing but scum from the sidewalk. Just a hunk of gunk, I kick off my shoes before entering the house. I’d never pay you any mind or care what you’re into. If you’re calling me, you’re calling to serve my cock.

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When I strolled into the bar, you were sitting all alone. Half slumped over the bar top, nursing another round. You looked so pathetic, like an easy target. You’d make the most spectacular glory hole superstar. With a smile, I sat beside you and rubbed your back. “Tough day?”

You groaned, already half out. I love it when you loser’s do the hard work for me. I helped you off the stool and took most of your way as we stumbled to my car. You flopped into the back seat so quickly, already almost asleep. I didn’t care if you passed out, so long as you didn’t wake up till I have my plans in motion.

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Alexus shows off her hungry shemale hole

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I know you think you’re straight, and that’s okay! Like any other girl, I have a tight little rosebud for you to fit your cock into. Not to mention my luscious tits you can squeeze on while you’re filling me from behind. Don’t you worry about that dangling meat between my legs. I won’t ask you to touch it or even suck it. (We both know you want to, but I won’t ask you to.)

All I need from you is to fuck my hungry shemale hole. As much as I love to give cock, I need it just as hard. I’m famished from playing with little dicked, faggot bitches, and I’m craving a man.

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You’d never know it by looking at me with my clothes on, but this sweet-faced beauty wants nothing more than to fuck your face. Deep, rough, and so fucking hard. I wanna watch you gag and choke and spew over my shemeat. We meet, and you think I’m cute. My sense of humor has you falling in love, and when you find out I have a cock, it doesn’t matter because you’re smitten.

I’m so feminine, right? You’ve always wondered what it would be like to suck a cock, so here’s your chance. It isn’t gay or even bi-sexual because I strictly identify as female. That’s what you tell yourself, and honestly, I don’t give a fuck what lies you have to tell yourself so long as you get on your fucking knees.

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Seasonal jobs come and go. That’s why they are called seasonal. I just needed some extra Christmas cash, so I applied to work at the local massage parlor. I faked some of my credentials, like actually having gone to massage school, but how hard could it be to rub people down all day?

They hired me at my interview; I guess they were so impressed with my resume and they even asked if I would start immediately. I guess that being short-handed is a hell of a thing for small businesses. I agreed, of course; I was looking forward to that bonus cash! But, of course, I didn’t expect to get fired the same fucking day.

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Alexus brings a free use slut

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It’s not unusual when someone hosts a party to ask the guests to bring a dish or a bottle of something. However, I have a specialty item I bring to all the parties I attend. My free use slut just loves to be the center of attention. So he always tags along as my “one item” for everyone to share.

I blindfold him before we get in the car so that he has no idea where we are going or who will be there when we get there. He doesn’t need to know when he’ll get fucked or who will be fucking him. As my free use slut those things are up to me to decide.

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Naked Alexus stands under the Mistletoe

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Every year doorways are decorated with mistletoe, and people kiss as they pass under it. Some people even use this tradition as a way to break the ice and earn their very first kiss with a special someone, but why? Have you, like me, wondered why we kiss under some spring of leaves? It’s strange, to say the least. I had to look into it!

There are many fambles, as with all ancient traditions, that vary with each culture. The most beautiful one is that a Norse Goddess lost her son to an arrow made of mistletoe. After his passing, she vowed that mistletoe would kiss anyone who passed beneath it so long as it was never used to hurt anyone ever again.

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