Morgan's Sexy Southern Slang Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you: You’re Welcome!

Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

Southern Slang Can Make For Some Sexy Fun

You see? Southerners know how to poke fun and have fun. We don’t take ourselves so seriously. Plus we really know how to fuck.

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

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