WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

This year has been quite different. Many of you have been “stuck” at the house with the wife and kids or the girlfriend, etc. It’s been challenging to say the least. Especially if you have tried to get some alone time. I even had one guy trying his best to get off on the phone with me while his dumb wife was at the bathroom door just pounding and screaming at him.

True Satisfaction Of This Kind Should Definitely Be Left To A Professional

 

I mean, bitch, please. If she couldn’t or wouldn’t satisfy the poor bastard she should definitely leave it to a professional and not interfere. Now, today is Cinco De Mayo and honestly, I’m not even sure what it all means. But it is definitely a great excuse to have a party. Even if that means just partying at your house.

So, I have proposed a “Cinco De Mayo Party In Place” edict. It’s not like you will be driving anywhere so you can get as crazy and hammered as you like. And we can get as wild as we want. Now, if that means you have to hide from the wife and kids, then do it. This is why every man needs a “man cave“. A refuge from the insanity they call family life and a great place to jerk off.

Are you ready to party in place with your very favorite homewrecker? Of course you are. Now, figure out how to make that happen.

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

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