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So, this pillow humping fucking loser called me last night. And yes, it definitely WAS as pathetic as it sounds. He called to tell me that he had a “3-inch sissy stick”. The rest of the introduction was missed because I was laughing so hard. He told me he was a pathetic loser with no life and that I would see him coming a mile away. He explained that his three-inch thumbelina weenie sat right on top of his useless balls. I almost gagged.