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Little Ronnie gives me the best presents. For example, for Valentine’s Day, after dropping him off at school, I came home to find a crookedly wrapped package sitting on my bed. A construction paper card folded on top of it said Happy Valentine’s Day Mommy.
In truth, I was filled with delight and trepidation all at once. Heaven only knows what could be in that box. Frogs, a mud pie, a re-engineered mutilation of my blender, but I know that whatever it is it was given with all the love of his little heart. Bracing myself I cautiously unwrapped the package carefully looking for signs of anything living inside the box. Continue reading “Spanking My Son’s Heart Shaped Present Phonesex”
