Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Oops, I sent your wife nudes! I didn’t mean to; I swear, I was just playing on your phone while you showered off our sexy time. It was innocent, I thought it’d be fun to take some sexy pictures for you on your phone that you could find in your gallery later. But when I went to look at them to see if I liked them, I accidentally, kinda sorta sent a few to your wife.

No, I can’t take them back! How would I do that? It’s not like they went over messenger; it was through your texting service on your phone. However, it doesn’t look like she’s seen them yet. So she must still be asleep? Maybe if you drive home really fast and get to her phone before she wakes up, you can delete them like it never happened!

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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I used to be a sweet girl. A kind girl who obeyed like a good girl, but then I began to realize that you boys are bad! You lie and cheat and aren’t worthy of obedience. So instead, I wanna smash your Easter basket! I’ve been seeing ads for those new boxers that have ball pouches. Ya know, a safe little space for your family jewels.

I’m thinking it’d be a real fun time if you wore only those boxers and laid down on the floor. Spread those legs wide apart, and then I’ll start! I’ll take off my shoes because I want to really feel the impact with my sweet little barefoot.

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By Mean Lil Girl Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I’ve uncovered a new hobby! Recently, I’ve had a serious taste for CBT. To my pleasant surprise, there are lots and lots of idiots who offer up their family jewels for me to beat on. It’s been amazing and so much fun; however, just kicking or punching tender, fleshy balls can get old fast.

I decided to gather up four useless boys who don’t care about their stupid dicks and invited them over for a night of bowling! They just didn’t know that they’d be the pins.

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