Alex 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 425

There will be newspapers scattered on the streets next week. Of course, the newsboy had to trip and spill his bag all over the main street, making the road look apocalyptic. None of that worries anybody, like any other normal day. But if you focus your eyes on the pages fluttering by in the wind, tearing away from their stapled spines, you may notice it. Black and white ink smearing all over doesn’t cover the portrait printed on page 3. MISSING: REWARD OFFERED. Your picture looks quite good, I must admit. They used the one your wife took at the banquet last May.

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Mistress Pandora 1 844 332 2639 ext 283

When I mix degradation with domination, it empowers me twice as much. It’s one thing to be a desperate fucking worm underling with absolutely ZERO chance of EVER touching a woman. It’s another if I have to degrade you AND dominate you. (AKA find someone to fuck your boycunt, or do it Myself.) It’s a good thing I get paid by the minute.

You MUST be used to that by now. Your whining, sniveling, pathetic voice, squeaking out of your weakling body, makes me recoil in disdain. You don’t get that visual over the phone, so I’ll be damn sure you get it in my audio. Degradation phone sex domination.

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Mean Mommy Owns You Phonesex

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Ugh, you’re such a disgrace. No wonder you need a woman like me to own you. You’re twice as old as me but you clearly need my guidance because you can not do anything right. If you’re going to act like a little boy then I will have no problem treating you like one. This mean Mommy is eager to harshly punish you until you learn how to behave.

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Pumpkin Fucker Phonesex

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You’re a desperate little worm, aren’t you? It’s cute how you stalk me and wait for me to acknowledge you. Some of you have become so obsessed with me. I can picture you sitting there with your puny prick shaking in your hands. You need a good release to set yourself straight. Approach me only if you’re thinking clearly. I make some of my horny loser slaves participate in a fun seasonal activity whenever I need to set them straight. I force them to fuck a pumpkin for me. That’s right, you’re going to become a pumpkin fucker like the rest of the sad losers.

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Badass Bitch Phonesex

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You need me more than I need you. It’s cute how you’ve been trying to catch me. I laugh every time you fail. I doubt you would be able to impress me anyways. Basic bitches like you are so not my style. You have to put in a lot more effort if you want to play with a badass bitch like me. 

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