The magical day I got my hands on Potion of Shrinking Phonesex! I was able to acquire this potion from the Phonesex witch Darla (ext 224). When I was searching for such a thing, I wasn’t sure it was possible. But I was (and am) determined to have a shrunken man as a pet. A cute little thing I could chain to my hand and wear as jewelry throughout the day if I wanted. And Potion of Shrinking Phonesex! is going to make that happen for me.
I went to her shop where she had the potion waiting. It was a shimmering purple liquid that smelled faintly of lavender. Her instructions were to mix it into the drink of the man I want to shrink. As it was her first potion of this type, she offered me the first vial free of charge, with a twinkle in her eye. We both knew if it was successful I would be back. Continue reading “Potion of Shrinking Phonesex!”