“Feel Like A Woman”

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Everyone says Kellie’s brother is a little strange. No one can really put their finger on what makes him just a bit off, but it’s something. Every time he comes up in polite conversation, someone shakes their head and says, “That boy sure is strange.”

Well, I guess you could say I didn’t really know either until this morning when I caught him all gussied up like a girl, jumping on Kellie’s bed. Scream singing to Shania Twain’s “Man, I feel like a woman.”

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Sissy Saves The Crops

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Now that daylight savings has begun, it’s time for me to plant my own little garden. Daddy allows me one chance every year to show him I’m responsible enough to take on more chores around the farm. And every year, I fail. See, he gives me this plot of land and expects me to harvest the crops I’ve tended over months since daylight saving, but nothing ever grows!

Nothing ever grows because of the little devils with wings! They pick the earth clean of my seeds before the little darlings can sprout roots! Not this year, though! I have a plan to stop them from holding me back!

Sissy saves the crops!

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