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This man broke into the wrong house. BWAHAHAHA some idiot decided it would be a very smart idea to break into a witch’s house. I’m sure he didn’t know that a witch lived here but your breaking into someone’s house I feel like you get what you get. This poor dude got a ticked off witch work up in the middle of the night to hearing a man’s voice confused at all the herb bottles and cauldrons and crystals everywhere.
The funny thing is he was looking for valuables. I can promise so of the spells he passed over were more valuable than any bank vault. The poor sap just didn’t know what he was missing. The only thing that saved him from me just destroying him was that all in all he was attractive. So he gets to be welcomed into my harem of men.