Zesty Zoey 1-844-332-2639 Ext 403
Amber, Kayla and I talked one day about what sort of cryptids and other creatures might be hidden at Area 51. Kayla said she was sure there were skinwalkers there. I shuddered at the thought. If there’s one cryptid I never want to run into, it’s skinwalkers. Amber piped up that she’d heard there were mermaids tucked away somewhere in the compound. I know there are real aliens hidden away in there, hopefully some with tentacles. Suddenly, I jumped up and exclaimed that the three of us needed to devise a plan and strom Area 51 together! We could probably sneak right in and search the compound and find out all they’re hiding in there.
Area 51
So, we did our research about the compound. We studied everything we could find. Then we jumped on a plane and flew out to Nevada. Amber suggested we rent a black van so we looked like professional spies. Kayla pulled out a makeup bag filled with black and green face paint. We rented the black van and drove and parked a mile away from Area 51. Giggling, we painted each other’s faces in camo design so we’d blend into the dark. Then we climbed out of the van and started to sneak up to the gates.
We found a hole that we were able to sneak under. Somehow, we managed to creep right up to one of the door. But as soon as Amber reached out and grabbed the handle, alarms and lights immediately came on. We found ourselves surrounded by guards who captured us and took us into a room. The Captain came in and interrogated us about what we thought we were doing.
We admitted that we just wanted to see the creatures they had tucked away. Amber excitedly announced that she KNEW there were mermaids hidden away. The Captain smiled and said there were indeed mermaids on the compound. Then his smile turned wicked and he told his soldiers to bring us along.
They carried us down the hall and into another room where three mermen were swimming in a tank. Their mermen cocks hard and jutting out in front of them. We were given to the horny mermen for the rest of the night!
Zesty Zoey
1-844-332-2639 Ext 403