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I accidentally ran this red light and caused a bit of an accident.  There was only one witness and he’d been summoned to court to testify against me.  I couldn’t afford more points on my license or to lose it.  So, I hatched a plan to try and get him to change his testimony.  I would seduce him into agreeing to testify that the light had been green.  So, the accident couldn’t possibly be my fault.  I found his address and put my plan into action.  I dressed in a short pink and black plaid skirt, tight white t-shirt with no bra, and 6-inch pink stiletto heels.  Then I smoothed on some raspberry pink lip gloss and knocked on his door.  I planned to fuck my way out of this traffic ticket.

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The pussy bandit had struck again.  London and I had been on this case for months.  We’d collected so much evidence and had several suspects in our sights.  Thanks to our crime scene investigation unit we’d narrowed it down to who we were pretty sure was the guilty party.  We’d obtained our arrest warrant and London was ready and biting at the bit to go get our suspect.  I told her even though we were pretty sure we still had to remember innocent until proven guilty.  We were just to collect the evidence and perform the interview for the district attorney.  London pumped her fist in the air, we’re going to get a confession for sure!

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