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Do you remember when you started writing your first love notes? How you’d spill your secrets with ink, confident no one but the intended eyes would read them. Did you scribble “S.W.A.K” on the back, or was that something just girls did? Do you remember what it stood for?
Sealed With a kiss. Your confession of love and lust may have been sealed with a press of your lips to the envelope, but I hate to tell you the girl you sent it with shared your words. Even then, you were nothing but a laughing stock to women.
S.W.A.K
Oh, sorry. Was that a shock? Are you trying to scan your memory? Back, back, way back. What did you tell that pretty little thing you had a crush on? Did you say that words couldn’t explain how you felt? How she made your world better by just being in it?
Doesn’t matter. What matters is what happened after the paper left your fingers. See, your desired heartthrob read your words and couldn’t keep the embarrassingly good gossip to herself! Immediately she called up her gal pals on the party line to read your letter out loud. I mean, she tried to read it. Then, between the tears of laughter and gasps for breath, she uttered the things you didn’t want anyone to hear. Her friends practically wet themselves listening to how pathetically desperate you were! Good thing you sealed it with a kiss ‘cus I’d bet you never got one from her lips.
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