Let’s Eat Krysta: There’s someone on our site that would feed an army of hungry men. She’s luscious and meaty and sweet as the yams with marshmallow. Would you like to join me at my table? We can taste her together. Krysta is plump and looks like she’d be the perfect holiday meal.
Let’s Eat Krysta
You could even help me get her ready if you would like that. There’s nothing like putting the work into preparing the perfect meal before you eat it. All you have to do is follow my directions to make her as tasty as possible. No one likes a bland main course. Unless maybe you have your own recipe. Then I would love for you to share that with me.
Why is she so still? Oh, I just gave her a little something to keep her calm. Once we have her trussed up, she’ll start to come around. But if she panics too much, I have this apple here to stuff in her mouth so the neighbors don’t hear her.
I made the most delicious marinade for her. We’ll rub it on her skin so that it gets crispy and delicious. There’s plenty of it though so we won’t have to fight over the crunch bits that everyone loves.
When I’ve finished preparing her and getting her up to the right temperature. She’s going to be delicious. I’ll make sure she’s moist and juicy and full of flavor. But I don’t know what sides to make with her. Probably a salad and some warm buttery buns.
We can invite all our friends over. If we don’t there’s going to be more leftovers that you and I can enjoy ourselves. Besides, you shouldn’t keep something this yummy to yourself. It’s best shared with everyone who would like a tasty bite of her flavorful flesh.
Zesty Zoey
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