I decided that I needed A Potion from Santa! Let me explain. After my Halloween run in with the Witch that made me the Potion of Shrinking, I wanted more. I was actually a tad ashamed of my new habit- shrinking, taking, and caring for arrogant men- and afraid to go back to her again. I know she said I could, but I didn’t want to seem greedy to a woman who’s craft I respected.
Sitting down to the table, I pulled out a notebook and pen. It had been since my teens since I had done this, (the very last time to please my mom), but I was going to write a letter to Santa. I am going to ask him to bring me A Potion that will allow me to shrink a man to the size of a baby. Oh I love my little Lego-sized man, but I also want to make one into a helpless baby.
Will I Get A Potion From Santa?
Thinking long and hard about the way to word the letter. I asked in the politest way I could. Beginning by telling Santa that I would always take care of it. I would make sure that he was deserving of what was coming to him. That made me grin. I like to find the alpha males and break them. There was one I already had in mind. He was always being bad and misbehaving by wasting my precious time.
Thinking to myself that I was justified in making such a request from Santa, I packed a box full of chocolate chip cookies. Who said I couldn’t offer a treat along with my letter asking for A Potion from Santa? After all, I’m trying to stay on the Jolly man’s good side here. Which is why I also stuffed a pair of my panties and a picture of me in them into the package as well!
I sealed it up with a kiss of red lipstick on the seal. I added my return address and the legendary address:
Santa Clause; The North Pole
When I was all done, I ran with excitement to my mailbox and stuffed the letter inside! I crossed my fingers that Santa would bring me what I asked for!
xo Monique xo
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