MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Tiny Dick Detective is what I am. I can usually tell just by the way a guy wears his pants how big or how small he is. Once I detect a tiny dick I immediately know that he will mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell him. It’s like having a human ATM.
Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled. But you are too dumb to cum yet.
And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your dick has zero chances with me.
Tiny Dick Detective- Solving The Case
Just think of all of the possibilities. There are multiple ways that I can fuck you up. And there you are just standing there like a complete idiot with your dick in your hand. Talk about an easy target, that would be you.
For some reason I must just have a sixth sense for these things. Perhaps that could be considered a talent of some sort but what would I ever even use it for? Detecting tiny dicks doesn’t really help anyone does it? Nope, didn’t think so. What purpose could you possibly serve other than comic relief?
So, we should just focus on the cock at hand. Let’s see what you aren’t working with. At the very least I can get a good laugh out of it. Laughter is medicine or so they say. Entertain me for once in your life, loser.
Never fear Detective Morgan is on the case. Ready to solve the mystery of the small dick. Call now!
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext. 236