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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, extension 230

Welcome to the Willow Fund for prospective Sugar Daddies. This is an entirely different type of portfolio than you are used to. First of all, check all of your emotional and sexual baggage at the door. Second, be prepared to have more fun than you have had in years. This is not like the regular stock market. Think of it more like a “cock market“.

The Sugar Baby experience is not for the faint of heart so you might want to get a check up with your doctor before embarking on this kind of journey. Make sure the old ticker is working properly. While you are at it a prescription to battle erectile dysfunction might be in order as well. We both know you haven’t exactly been using that cock for anything.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s my birthday and I’m celebrating with all of these married men. Ditch that bitch of a wife and let’s have the birthday bash to end all birthday bashes. Unlike her, I am so much fun and full of excitement. This year has been ridiculous so I know you need to blow off some steam. Get rid of all of that stress and enjoy yourself for once.

You’ve tried to hold everything together but all you’ve accomplished is making yourself miserable. Your wife doesn’t appreciate you or your cock. That thing hasn’t seen any action in forever. After a session with me you won’t even have a stray thought about her or your pathetic life.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Welcome to my new Sugar Baby University Program. Teaching young women the art of sugaring and homewrecking. It’s my way of giving back. Imparting my knowledge and expertise is my way of being altruistic. Why shouldn’t other young women be able to benefit from the sugaring experience?

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