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He crawled up my body eager to kiss me. That’s when I smelled something on his breath. I put a hand on his chest and pushed him back a little. He looked at me confused and asked me if something was wrong. I told him that I wanted to test his breath. Then I pulled out the Faggot Breathalyzer 2000. He hesitated but when I told him that if he didn’t breathe into the machine our little tryst wouldn’t be going any further. Reluctantly, he leaned forward and blew into the mouthpiece. His breath registered 100% cock breath. That’s when I knew for sure that I’d smelled what I thought I’d smelled. He didn’t pass the faggot breathalyzer test that is my knowledgeable nose.
