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Seasonal jobs come and go. That’s why they are called seasonal. I just needed some extra Christmas cash, so I applied to work at the local massage parlor. I faked some of my credentials, like actually having gone to massage school, but how hard could it be to rub people down all day?

They hired me at my interview; I guess they were so impressed with my resume and they even asked if I would start immediately. I guess that being short-handed is a hell of a thing for small businesses. I agreed, of course; I was looking forward to that bonus cash! But, of course, I didn’t expect to get fired the same fucking day.

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