I couldn’t sleep. My brain was too busy contemplating the expansiveness of the universe. Especially after seeing those crazy pictures from that new telescope. When I got tired of tossing and turning, I decided to get up and go for a little walk. Luckily since I live in the country, I usually only have to worry about the wildlife. So, I threw on my running shoes, pushed in my headphone, and started out into the night. How was I supposed to know that I’d been watched and was currently being stalked by a real live gargoyle? No one would have that at the top of the ten things to happen while out on a late-night run.