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One must be careful and alert when hiking through the Appalachia woods.  There live many type of cryptids and one never know when she’ll accidentally stumble upon one.  I hiked a trail one sunny summer day.  Lost in the feel of the forest around me.  I love the press of the trees enclosing me in the lush greenery of themselves and the fauna on the forest floor beneath my feet.  Distracted by the natural beauty around me, I suddenly heard the unexpected snap of a twig nearby.  I stopped and listened more closely to determine whether it might be other hikers enjoying the amazing energetic day.  But as I listened intently and looked around me, I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye.  By the time I’d fully turned my attention toward the movement, a Sasquatch had stepped out from behind a tree about eight feet in front of me.

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