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Have you ever been bewitched by an Asian girl? Perhaps it is time you were. I have bewitching powers that will render your cock totally useless. Yes, I will cast a spell on your cock and ruin all of your orgasms. It’s what I do.
It’s not like you can fight it. One look at me and you are weak and pathetic. The power I have over you is like nothing you’ve experienced before.
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What do fortune cookies and slanted eyes have in common? Or Madame Butterfly? Or wontons? Well, they are all “Asian” and to most American guys they lump everything Asian into one category to satisfy their Asian fetish needs. I’m actually perfectly fine with this. Yes, I know that most guys are ill-informed when it comes to Asian culture but I can use this to my advantage.
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How does a little Asian ass play sound? It sounds great doesn’t it? Just the thought of my tight Asian ass up in the air waiting for your cock gets you hard. That tiny little pink balloon knot puckered and ready for exploration. You can’t wait to penetrate it and make it all yours.
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You didn’t know that I was gathering intel on you, did you? You just went about your seemingly boring day. Going to work and jacking off to porn. You were supposed to be working on that sales proposal but instead you were being a fucking pervert.
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I love posting things on Instagram. I don’t care when people call me an Instagram ho. Whatever, the only people calling me an Instaho are the ugly girls who can’t get any likes on Instagram. There aren’t enough filters in the world to make them look good.
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When I was a little girl, my Vietnamese mother took me to see the musical, Miss Saigon. It’s loosely based on Puccini’s opera, Madame Butterfly. Yes, my little mother was determined to raise a cultured and sophisticated daughter. If you aren’t familiar with either, let me break it down for you.
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Have you ever wondered if you fetishize Asian women? Asian women are often stereotyped as subservient and submissive. Why do you think Asian women get the most attention on online dating sites? Because you guys are pervs, probably. Every Asian girl who has ever tried online dating has experienced a “Creepy White Guy with Asian fetishes.” (often more than one.)
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