Happy Valentine’s baby boy! What’s that? You think you’re a big boy? Oh no, we both know that isn’t true. LOL You can pretend you’re a big boy all you want but I definitely know better. I know what you’re giving Mommy for Valentine’s Day. You’re giving me a stinky Valentine’s Pamper even if you don’t want to admit it yet.
Stinky
Just like yesterday when we needed to go to the mall. You tried to argue with me to let you wear big boy undies and pants. But I already knew that you’d be making a big stinky mess. So, there was no reason to let you have your way. Into the Pamper Cruisers and t-shirt only for you.
Of course, I was right. Because not twenty minutes into our shopping trip you were grunting and straining. I just watched you out of the corner of my eye. Letting you finish to prove my point and that I was right.
Then the smell hit me. Pew! What a big stinky smell! I think everyone around us can smell it too. See the way they wave their hands in front of their faces? It’s time to get you changed.
The changing station at this mall is a big room with many changing tables bolted to the wall. That means all the other littles and mommies get to smell you and watch Mommy change you. Don’t whine at me how embarrassed you are because this is on you. I knew you’d be making a big stinky mess and you proved me right.
So, you’ll be getting changed in front of everyone. You’ll get to hear exactly what they think of the big stinky mess you made. They’ll help me remind you that you’re nothing but a Mr. Stinky Pampers boy. Now, lay down little boy.
Zesty Zoey
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