WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Blondes have more fun. This is not a new concept. I mean look at me. Obviously, I bring the party. And even you can have an elite girlfriend experience for once in your boring existence.

Just the thought of my body has your little dick hard doesn’t it? Imagining me kissing you and pleasing you. I mean, even a loser can dream. I am all about the money and you are all about me. The one thing you need to know is that I am always more than worth it. Just think of all of the time, energy and money you’ve squandered in the past on average pussy. Always go with blonde. 

Now you may be asking yourself why you should “pay” for this experience? Well, silly, you will always pay even if you don’t realize it. They always expect you to pay but you never get a return on your investment.

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With me you always know what you pay for. It is rather amusing that you have these high expectations in what you want in a woman. You expect her to be beautiful with a hot body, etc. That contradicts your short, weak body and small penis. That middle-aged paunch is just not appealing at all.

And we all know that your cock doesn’t work like it used to. This is why you crave something new and exciting. Go ahead and indulge in a fantasy that you could never possibly have in real life. So, you may wonder what really turns me on? That’s easy, a big. fat wallet. Luckily for you, I won’t even notice your out of shape dad bod. Instead, I will always have my eye on the money. Sounds incredible doesn’t it?

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

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