Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244
This may look like any other daycare, but deep inside the colorful building is the operating room. In this cool, sterile place, Doctor Lea and Doctor Amber perform their experiments on diaper boys. Don’t be frightened; it’s all in the name of science.
Once the stinky patient is strapped down to the medical table, his legs held high in stirrups, and his arms banded over his head, the Doctors come in. Purple, latex-gloved hands high in the air with surgical masks covering most of their beautiful faces. Their eyes peer over the mask, down at the squirming patient with excitement.
The Diaper Doctors
“What’ll it be today?” Doctor Amber snaps her gloves into a better position as the pair surround their diaper boy. His pamper sags against the table, filled with a terrible smell. Doctor Lea waves her hand in front of her masked nose and replies.
“Report says the smelly baby stuffed Lego toys up his anal cavity.” Amber shakes her head while listening to Lea.
“These babies, ” she mutters while lifting the scalpel to cut the diaper tabs free. They fall open to reveal a colorful mess of baby gunk and Lego blogs. “Think there are more up there?” She begins to wipe the surgical area clean with chilly baby wipes and folds the mess into the rotten diaper. Then, she drops it into the toxic waste pail. Lea adjusts the overhead lamp to inspect the now-clean hole.
“I’m going in.” Lea smiles, and Amber pats the baby’s tummy to soothe him. Lea’s right-hand rubs the patient’s crack and inserts two fingers. Small whines dome from the baby, but Lea tsks him. “If you don’t want Daiper surgery, you shouldn’t stick things up here.” Amber nods, watching Lea sink her whole hand into the squirming boy, ready to help. “I’m gonna need you to reach up here with me.” Doctor Lea smiled.
“With pleasure,” Amber replied.
Lea 1844-332-2639 Ext. 244